Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Im in center cave when i saw a megalosaurus sleep at the edge of a rock under that theres water i thougt it was a rockπ€£π€£ cuz its level is low so kill it with my direwolf
More Megalosaurus Funny Tips
ITS SO FLUFFYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Top 5 scary things.
1. Bugs
2.Reptiles (except turtles π’)
3. Sharks
4. the dark... speaking of which.
5 ...
This things eyes staring at you in the night with fangs ready to strike.
11:99 pm megalosaurus: I'm so tiredπ« 1:00 am megalosaurus: anyone want smoke!?
First time seeing one ever:
Aww it's so cute and fluffy, it's just sleeping... Oh wait, what's it doing. It's waking up? Uhh, why are it's eyes-. OH MY GOD, HELP, THIS THING IS NOT CUTE, ITS A BLOODTHIRSTY KILLER DEAR GOD!!!
That mtf wake up
Me:OOOO fluffy rock.
Me:( hits with pickaxe )
Megalosaurus:????
Megalosaurus: ( looks at me with a deadly look )
Megalosaurus: ( goes back to sleep )
Me: letβs hit it again
Me:( hit him again )
Megalosaurus: ALRIGHT YOU ARE GOING DOWN YOU LITTLE SHI-
Me:AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Basically me on a school day. Tired and constantly wanting to sleep in the day, totally awake at night
At day they are fluffy bois...
at night they are bringers of death...
And once you tame them...
They become a cat.
Whoever tames one of these with punching,and cooked fish meat, is a real man.
While it's asleep, draw a mustache on its face and run for life :D