Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
I tried tameing one and my game bugged so I lost everything but these are pretty much the most annoying tame ever I HAD 3 OF THESE SUCKERS JUMP OFF A FU#@& CLIFF they will yeat themselves into the water just to get away from you
IF YOU DONT THINKTHEY ARE THE CUTEST THING WHEN THEY SLEEP YOU ARE THE FIRST TO DIE!!!!!!!
T bone/grosserplatue10
These guys will most likely be the best things to use in multiplayer of you want revenge just sneak up o. Some o e in the night and they will jump through their skin
More Megalosaurus Funny Tips
ITS SO FLUFFYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
I want this floof so bad but I can't find them not even in central cave where they commonly spawn π
First time seeing one ever:
Aww it's so cute and fluffy, it's just sleeping... Oh wait, what's it doing. It's waking up? Uhh, why are it's eyes-. OH MY GOD, HELP, THIS THING IS NOT CUTE, ITS A BLOODTHIRSTY KILLER DEAR GOD!!!
That mtf wake up
Basically me on a school day. Tired and constantly wanting to sleep in the day, totally awake at night
Me:OOOO fluffy rock.
Me:( hits with pickaxe )
Megalosaurus:????
Megalosaurus: ( looks at me with a deadly look )
Megalosaurus: ( goes back to sleep )
Me: letβs hit it again
Me:( hit him again )
Megalosaurus: ALRIGHT YOU ARE GOING DOWN YOU LITTLE SHI-
Me:AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
At day they are fluffy bois...
at night they are bringers of death...
And once you tame them...
They become a cat.
Whoever tames one of these with punching,and cooked fish meat, is a real man.
While it's asleep, draw a mustache on its face and run for life :D
Mike: Jerald Just donβt.
Jerald: But... itβs so squishy.
Mike: Jerald... put the spear down, itβs not worth it.
Jerald: ......
Mike: Jerald no!!
Mike: HaHa, spear go poke.
Megalosaurus: (Gets up)
Mike: (is a mile away)
Jerald: .....
The Megalosaurus: (Looks him dead in the eye) Then goes back to sleep.
Jerald: OoOh fun I poke again!
Megalosaurus: Thatβs it you little sh-
Jerald: