so i used the hability of the parasaur (lit af to me tbh) and i saw that he detected an enemy so i went and i was walking slowly to it and i saw this big greenish rock and i was expecting there to be a microraptor or a dilo behind it i got closer and i saw a big chunky guy snoring i didn’t get to close so he could continue his slumber
Mike: Jerald Just don’t.
Jerald: But... it’s so squishy.
Mike: Jerald... put the spear down, it’s not worth it.
Mike: Jerald no!!
Mike: HaHa, spear go poke.
Megalosaurus: (Gets up)
Mike: (is a mile away)
The Megalosaurus: (Looks him dead in the eye) Then goes back to sleep.
Jerald: OoOh fun I poke again!
Megalosaurus: That’s it you little sh-
First time seeing one ever:
Aww it's so cute and fluffy, it's just sleeping... Oh wait, what's it doing. It's waking up? Uhh, why are it's eyes-. OH MY GOD, HELP, THIS THING IS NOT CUTE, ITS A BLOODTHIRSTY KILLER DEAR GOD!!!