Brother: Don’t go into the caves alone

Me: Why

Brother: Just don’t

Me: Does it anyway

Me: Seen a fluffy rock

Brother: Don’t touch that

Me: 😐😑

Me: Hits it

Me: regrets it

Megalosaurus: yum dinne

Me:😶😐😦😧😵

He's so slow when he's tired (;´ρ`) lol 😂😂😂 but when he is awesome up its a different story

Me:OOOO fluffy rock.

Me:( hits with pickaxe )

Megalosaurus:????

Megalosaurus: ( looks at me with a deadly look )

Megalosaurus: ( goes back to sleep )

Me: let’s hit it again

Me:( hit him again )

Megalosaurus: ALRIGHT YOU ARE GOING DOWN YOU LITTLE SHI-

Me:AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me listening to my brother tell me the basic rules of ark: rule number 5 never travel at night, me: but with the Megalosaurus you can only travel at night.

My brother: now listen here you little shi-

First time seeing one ever:

Aww it's so cute and fluffy, it's just sleeping... Oh wait, what's it doing. It's waking up? Uhh, why are it's eyes-. OH MY GOD, HELP, THIS THING IS NOT CUTE, ITS A BLOODTHIRSTY KILLER DEAR GOD!!!

How to turn your Megalosaurus into a fire breathing dragon:

Step 1: Pick up a tribemate who's holding a flamethrower

Step 2: Profit

Also you can stack five people on one Megalosaurus if you have them mount, dismount and then lay down on its back. You can run around with up to five people stacked on top of it, along with one person as the rider and someone in its mouth

That mtf wake up

Mike: Jerald Just don’t.

Jerald: But... it’s so squishy.

Mike: Jerald... put the spear down, it’s not worth it.

Jerald: ......

Mike: Jerald no!!

Mike: HaHa, spear go poke.

Megalosaurus: (Gets up)

Mike: (is a mile away)

Jerald: .....

The Megalosaurus: (Looks him dead in the eye) Then goes back to sleep.

Jerald: OoOh fun I poke again!

Megalosaurus: That’s it you little sh-

Jerald:

At day they are fluffy bois...

at night they are bringers of death...

And once you tame them...

They become a cat.

At day they are fluffy bois...

at night they are bringers of death...

And once you tame them...

They become a cat.