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So I just spawned, going about my business as usual, levelling up on my new server I’m on and then.... I see this weird, furry overgrown raptor looking thing on the ground and I’m kinda like, wait, what the hell is that? I go closer to take a look and it freaking one taps me. BE WARNED. I come back 2 weeks later I’m full flak armour shot gun at the ready... giant see it... hear this thudding sound behind me and I turn around as fast as I can and then... I’m dead. IT ONE TAPPED ME AGAIN. Be wary of the sleeping things guys...

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