Me and friend tamed a megalodon that was stuck with a wood club

if you see a meg, close the iron doors

On Rag while your focused on the three in front of you two more will pull a JP raptor and attack... Not from the front but from the sides

Me when I was noob: *goes in water*

Those beaches literally 100000km away: ima end this man’s whole career *I LIKE YEA CUT-*

💀 You we’re killed by Megalodon-Lvl 147

Me now: *places gates*

The megs: 👁👄👁

Fish aren’t food there friends

On aberration once, I came across a river. I crossed it. But there was a fricking spino. I said: “oh crap no” and ran as far as I could. But it ate my head right off of me. Then when I spawned at fertile lake, I started to swim for some silica pearls. Then for some fricking reason there was a level 180 Alpha Megalodon that murdered my sarco, my manta, and myself. So I said to myself: “WAT THE FRICK”

Hate this guys I was exploring with my first spino (Wich I almost died catching) and at a random moment my spino decides to go on water and too far so my whistle does nothing, and he starts fighting three of these beasts and since I didn’t want to lose him I sent all my Dino’s (like 6 Dino’s, am very new to the game) and they all die including myself Who drowned

As I was riding my Icthy looking for megs to tame and boy did I find them . Suddenly I turned around and there are 2 alphas and around 19 normal megs chasing me . Luckily I was on my level 87 Icyhy so I was able to swim away with 1 third health

What the hell is this picture I’m so deadddd 🤣

Press F in chat for me taming a megalodon an it stuck on a rock I can’t harvest

You go to the ocean to tame ichthy. The megalodon "welcome brother shark bait".

Whoever took this photo I have a burning question for you…WHY!?!?!?!?

My peligorso starved to death because the megladon was killing me and I can't get my stuff or the fish meat for my peligorso R.I.P peligorso

A stronk guy that 1shot my da baby dodo

Me: (sees the Meg)

Me:it can’t see me that far away

*Jaws theme song*

Me:oh sh##

(Stuff floats to surface)

Tribemate:oh nice free stuff

*repeats 10 times

I was taming a otter and one of these came and I swear I hear what are yeh doing in my swamp?!?

Sorry guys but where i live hese are a protected species...

-Elii

I got my first meg, and 2000Xp bonus for the meg. And then 5mnt later IT DIED FROM A MANTA!!! THEY SWARM ME!!! From now on, everytime i see a manta, i swear i gonna kill them one by one.

No experienced ark player said ever because of megs

OoH tHe WaTeR LoOKs SaFe leTs go fOr a SwiM

In spirit of the holidays: Santa jaws is coming to the beach! He sees you when your swimming,he can sense you in his wake,he knows if you tastes good or bad so beware for goodness sake-DARKSTAR