Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the megalodon? Funny megalodon jokes submitted by ARK players.
YOU ARE TRASH BENPEADLES the raptors are utahraptors dummy. Also you wanna make some stegos fight other stegos? The game is fine. Your a baby past their bed time. Even Dora is to mature for you. Also what are you talking about “scorched earth,genesis, abberation are bad”
Go die in a hole. Scorched earth is fun. You wanna make a Dino game? I’d love to see you try. Now go cry to your mama before I make you. -lava 😎🤬💪🏻🦖🦕
This isn’t funny but as a answer do this budzeedle dude:
Megalodon and mosasaurus were close in size also ALL MARINE ANIMALS IN ARK ARE TO SMALL SO GET THE FREAK USED TO IT. also all animals in ark are fake like the Rex isn’t a real creature. Seriously check explorer notes so shut your yap. Also mosasaurus is TO SMALL it is way bigger in real life. The mososaurus is also bigger than the megalodon. So budzeegle I suggest you don’t talk. Don’t bother down voting this. I just came in megalodon to make a joke about jaws but you had to waste my time. Now goodbye -lava
(Megalodon fin shows up)
Me: hey friend you should tame the itchy over there.
Friend: ok
(Friend gets in water)
DUN DUN
(Friend gets farther)
DUNNA DUNNA
(Friend sees Meg) NANANANANANANANNA
“Your tribe mate ———- was killed by Meg”
Later I tamed the Meg and named it jaws. I made his room right next to the shark forever.