When on a beelezbuffalow don’t knock it out and get attacked by 3 megs and a plesiosaur RIP😂😂😂
Megalodon
Jokes and funny moments about the Megalodon from ARK players.
get ready to see a pack of these dudes once you go underwater
One day I'm go to adventure around map found poor megalodon stuck near ashore I'm watching the fun while the megalodon stuck there and keep chasing his/her prey
(I don't dare kill it because my lv.15+)
Everyone gangsta until the “ichthyosaur” bites your body in half, obliterating you instantly.
Can I just say that I am on Ragnarok and if I look at the water I see at least 5 dead megalodons.i guess that is because I have 2 alpha megalodonsswimming round out there 😂
It's a great white but not it's a shark but not ITS A MEGALDON
Don't do it I got my ads bit by it
Meg: HI welcome to the ocean. I know those fresh water fish are SSSOOOO annoying. But don't worry, e and my 14524 friends love to make your death quick and much more painful. Have fun in the world!
The bane of beach noobs worldwide…
I have gone through at least two of these
I saw him and his Wife taking the shore. This is Ark survival EVOLVED. This is the *evolved.*
When you step in water megalodon I’m about to end this mans whole career
Why is this thing under the category "fast creatures" they are soooo slow😭😂🤦🏽♂️
Why did I take it so early??? It was so good easy with an ichthyosaurs. But... at the same time I was scared that it would kill me😂
People: “Me: sees Meg *dies*”
Me: *beats one with pike and one with flint axe on high difficulty*...
Lol yeh... you suck
These Look Like A Tiny Frickin' Shark. The Devs Should Give Respect To The Big Bois Under Da Sea. They Aren't Even Scary! I've Got More Chanses Getting Killed By A Sea Pancake (Manta) Than A Megalodon!
Oh And Sea Pancakes Aren't Too Nice. I Thought They…
These Look Like A Tiny Frickin' Shark. The Devs Should Give Respect To The Big Bois Under Da Sea. They Aren't Even Scary! I've Got More Chanses Getting Killed By A Sea Pancake (Manta) Than A Megalodon!
Oh And Sea Pancakes Aren't Too Nice. I Thought They Were Supposed To Be Passive...
Hey... I am very sad :( I just completed the task taming itchyosaurus and I went into the deep sea and found my lost sarco that I have tamed it was following me I stepped out of itchy saddle in middle of the ocean and this happened: my plan was to make sarco neutral but…
Hey... I am very sad :( I just completed the task taming itchyosaurus and I went into the deep sea and found my lost sarco that I have tamed it was following me I stepped out of itchy saddle in middle of the ocean and this happened: my plan was to make sarco neutral but
Mantas attacked me and killed me then my sarco killed them (2 or so) then I went back to get stuff 5 MEG WAS THERE AND KILLED MY SARCO AND Marine_07( my itchy) and I forgot where my stuff was and I was doomed I didn't found my stuff and I decided to play again.....
-Sparx9776
Me: *Goes into the water for a swim*
Every Meg ever: OoO Is for me?
Me: I’m gonna go tame a Meg! *Shoots one with an arrow*
Meg: Bro tf? I didn’t feel anything. *Doesn’t immediately aggro*
Be feeblest if your still here you literally bad talk ark. I think your starting the ark war. Also I don’t agree with your opinion in fact I hate it! If you want scientifically accurate creatures first of all make it your self and second of all that would make no sense to the…
Be feeblest if your still here you literally bad talk ark. I think your starting the ark war. Also I don’t agree with your opinion in fact I hate it! If you want scientifically accurate creatures first of all make it your self and second of all that would make no sense to the lore. -lava
Er are yall talking about me and if so yall spelled my name HORRIBLY wrong...its Beanzles. Not beaduzle or benduzzle
-Beanzles!-
Plus ark is a pretty bad game bc of the bugs. I lost 3 accounts due to a glitch in the files. I lost my tames, gear and my otter army. My first…
Er are yall talking about me and if so yall spelled my name HORRIBLY wrong...its Beanzles. Not beaduzle or benduzzle
-Beanzles!-
Plus ark is a pretty bad game bc of the bugs. I lost 3 accounts due to a glitch in the files. I lost my tames, gear and my otter army. My first account got deleted a day after I learnt that otters incubate eggs for you. So you arent being funny Lava.(well at least the first one where you freaking INSULTED me my identity and ect.)