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Jokes and funny moments about the Megalodon from ARK players.

They could use a slight buff, but I once saw a mega “jump” out of the water to nail a Pelagornis. Only time I’ve seen it, good stuff

while sailing on a raft near the herbivorous island, I noticed that megalodons shook out of the water trying to catch pelagornis and die, now I just wait until they jump out and then collect teeth and meat.

When you die to a megalodon and you don’t kill it

Try try again but this time GIVE IT A SHHHHHHLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAPPPPPP

Here i was trying to see if the meg was a decent mount and dang these comments tho

I hited a pasasaur and it ran in water and.

*Me starts recording*

Me whait go for mega to come.

Mega: breakfast is served

Mega:* eats pasasaur*

Me: awesome

Mega: ur next survivor when I’ll learn how to fly I’m gonna kill u

Once I didn’t wanna live any more. So I punched one of these, and about 2 minutes later I had won. THESE GUYS ARE WHIMPS!!!!!!!

Coyote Peterson gets bit by all. When ancient monsters come back he be like

I’m gonna be bit by Meg then rex then spino and survive

Oversized giant shark with goblin nose and doodoo turning speed

I was out in the ocean on my basilo and a meg came up to bite me and when I killed it it went flying across the map.

Alpha met-*exists*

Every tribe on the server-we're going to need a bigger boat

Great white shark:I’m the largest shark,Megalodon:O my wa mu shin de ru,Great white shark:Nani?Megalodon: DIE NOW

I laugh at them when they get out of water and on land in mobile. He. He. HA.

I was trying to find a wale and I got attack my ferox tried to get out of my sub he went crazy running around and attack the meg sum how and it made me laugh so hard I choked (lesson Learned) 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

In order to find these sharks simply swim into the ocean wait 1-5 seconds guaranteed at least 4-9 to come get you

Is this man eater or ark I can't tell what game this is anymore

I saw o

A level 5 on land alive and I killed it without taking damage AT LEVEL 2

I tamed one of these and it instantly got killed by another meg