Is anyone gonna talk about how everything targets these dudes. My level 50 megalodon died to two other ones.
Megalodon
Jokes and funny moments about the Megalodon from ARK players.
By the way, Lava, you are kind of already starting the war. First you insult my opinion, then my name, and say dora is too mature for me!? If dora is too mature for me why would I be playing a game with blood in it? My mom wouldnt let me do that. So Lava, I didnt start the war…
By the way, Lava, you are kind of already starting the war. First you insult my opinion, then my name, and say dora is too mature for me!? If dora is too mature for me why would I be playing a game with blood in it? My mom wouldnt let me do that. So Lava, I didnt start the war, I think you did.
-Beanzles!-
Bendeegle sorry if I spelt it wrong I may be being rude but i was also providing facts. The raptors are modeled after utahraptor etc
The blue whale is bigger than the megalodon dummy🤗👍
So my level 26 itchy killed a leed single-handedly and my new level 45 meg with 2k health and 120% melee got half bitten to death by a some manta. EMBARASSING🙄🙄
My pegmaxter jumped in the ocean then in chat your pegomexster level 17 killed a megalodon level 156
OK you’re really gonna laugh at this yesterday on arc mobile I went to check on my megalodon and for a second I see saw this picture above as the megalodon, and then it went back to normal megalodon in my vision and I nearly peed my pants
Wow , thats an old man with a shark hat. Normal day in ohio.
If you look at achitna beezlbufo and um I forgot the rest but look it WILL be funny
They should make a Jaws movie about this
It's so ugly,literally,look at it for a few minutes and then answer me,is it cute or ugly
Me:is that a fish meg: did that idiot call me a fish show him who fish
Someone really needs to put this guy in a nursing home
SEARCH SHARK AND GEUSS WHAT HAPPENS
BROS SMILE. If you look at the face it looks like bros boutta eat.. my... Dolphi- FLIPPERS GET BACK IN YOUR CRYOPOD .
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I went across a ocean my the beach with my dolphin and all of a sudden I was killed by at least 20 megs I couldn’t believe it. I never went in the water there again. Until we got a alpha meg level 400 then I killed any Meg I saw. Each one was killed at least in 10 hits. Also…
I went across a ocean my the beach with my dolphin and all of a sudden I was killed by at least 20 megs I couldn’t believe it. I never went in the water there again. Until we got a alpha meg level 400 then I killed any Meg I saw. Each one was killed at least in 10 hits. Also I find a dolphin tamed it and my Meg protects it now.🐬 🦈
Baby shark doo doo doo mommy shark doo doo doo daddy shark doo doo grandma shark doo doo dooo grampa shark dooo doo doo doo doo swim away doo swim away doo safe at last doo doo doo it’s the wand doo doo doo it’s the end. I am sooooo sorry for this
Baby Shark doot doot doot . . .
POV you tamed Meg your Friend ho free meat you no not my Meg you whistles meg you yes you you wanna kill me ok your my lunch