
What are some funny jokes or stories about the megalodon? Funny megalodon jokes submitted by ARK players.
1 of them is not as bad
2 is fine
3 is annoying
4 is deadly
5 is a death sentence
6 makes mosas scared
7 makes alpha tusos feel like a dodo
8 makes gigas shiver in there boots
9 should be the final boss to replace the overseer
10 is stronger than the broodmother megapithagus and dragon mixed
So I recommend to stay away from megs
By the way, Lava, you are kind of already starting the war. First you insult my opinion, then my name, and say dora is too mature for me!? If dora is too mature for me why would I be playing a game with blood in it? My mom wouldnt let me do that. So Lava, I didnt start the war, I think you did.
-Beanzles!-
I went across a ocean my the beach with my dolphin and all of a sudden I was killed by at least 20 megs I couldn’t believe it. I never went in the water there again. Until we got a alpha meg level 400 then I killed any Meg I saw. Each one was killed at least in 10 hits. Also I find a dolphin tamed it and my Meg protects it now.🐬 🦈