Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies

By the way, Lava, you are kind of already starting the war. First you insult my opinion, then my name, and say dora is too mature for me!? If dora is too mature for me why would I be playing a game with blood in it? My mom wouldnt let me do that. So Lava, I didnt start the war, I think you did.
-Beanzles!-
More Megalodon Funny Tips
Me: come on Destiny! Let's get silica pearls! (Destiny is my lvl 167 basilo)
Destiny:OK
Me: *gets on basilo*
Me and Destiny: *goes to bottom of sea*
Lvl 150 alpha meg: come on boys let's get em'
All other megs: hurrah!
Me: well ... that is a lot of megs.
Destiny: too bad we don't have a tuso to fart ink on them.
Me: yeah, now we have to fight them.
*cool battle music*
*baby shark starts to play*
Everyone: huh?
Also everyone: attack!!!!
Destiny: *destroys them all with ease*
Me: surely there is a twist... it shouldn't have been that easy...
Ark: SEND IN THE ARMY OF THE DEEP!!!
Me: yup there's the twist ._.
Destiny: *chomp*
Ark: oh, um, how?
Destiny: *chomp*
Chat: "Ark lvl infinity was killed by Destiny lvl 167!"
Me: I just wanted silica pearls.