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What are some funny jokes or stories about the megalodon? Funny megalodon jokes submitted by ARK players.
So I live on herbivore island (I’ve been on carnivore island to it sucks i
Somehow lived?to tell this tale) and the sides are just cut off really sucks. It’s like a cliff and I jumped in and I think the Megs teamed up against me (I hit them with rocks a LOT) and I see like 7 megs coming at me and I start swimming for my life but the ‘weird part is I only see megs and the left side of the island and no we’re else else?
I once died and lost my bed.
I live in south zone 3.
I tried to swim there from south zone 2.
A bIg shark came and ate my ass.
Lord help me.
I walked there.
My dodo army was intact.
My raptor pack was safe.
My carnos were chowing on some prime meat.
I lived the terrifying moment.
#pray_for_people_who_get_attacked_by_BIG_sharks