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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the megalodon? Funny megalodon jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 4 · Answer 1 · 2019-12-01T22:02:20+00:00

So I was trying to tame a megalodon and I swam right in to a alpha megalodon lvl 25 and I killed it with my lvl 100 Mosasaurus then my Mosasaurus got killed by a pack of Megalodon worst day ever :(

score 1 · Answer 2 · 2023-09-27T00:40:40+00:00

Your pirahna has evolved into megalodon twice as annoying and 100 times

more angry

score 3 · Answer 3 · 2021-02-16T23:47:18+00:00

He protecc

He attacc

But most importantly

He thicc

score 1 · Answer 4 · 2023-08-15T15:13:11+00:00

The most in innocent, forgiving and kind creature in the entire game. It makes gacha clause look evil

score 2 · Answer 5 · 2022-04-22T19:51:16+00:00

Me : what a wonderful day in the ocean *looks behind* megalodon : jumps out of water *me* aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh

score 2 · Answer 6 · 2022-03-24T14:27:02+00:00

It always looks like the meg is trying to squeeze out some poo. Look at im

score 3 · Answer 7 · 2020-10-16T13:00:28+00:00

These guys even attack each other if one is alpha

score 1 · Answer 8 · 2023-07-31T10:58:26+00:00

Baby shark doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo it’s too small okay, it looks like the the itchy is it’s kid 😂😂😂😂 in the movies aren’t they like double the size of the meg in ark

score 1 · Answer 9 · 2023-07-22T12:31:49+00:00

Poor megelodon it’s only twice the size of an icthy😿

score 1 · Answer 10 · 2023-06-16T08:16:15+00:00

ME AND MY TEAM VERSE THIS THING AND it’s was on 1 hp my dodo pack tan at it(There was 26) and one died the rest where like mionions how dare you

Yea that didn’t go well either I shot one with my bow and it hit the MEG WIN WIN

score 2 · Answer 11 · 2022-02-14T21:26:27+00:00

“Get out of the water”

Me: I was never in the water in the first place

Me: I have a phobia

score 2 · Answer 12 · 2022-01-26T16:19:14+00:00

i am big

my name is megalodon

i commit homicide when I see meat

I am annoying

i eat your head

and my kind’s heads too

what am I?

score 2 · Answer 13 · 2022-01-24T04:41:55+00:00

It’s found in big waters like the sea so make sure you find there

score 3 · Answer 14 · 2020-06-22T13:34:39+00:00

Is this a megalodon? Or a giant tiger shark? 😂

score 4 · Answer 15 · 2019-03-13T02:25:10+00:00

I saw a bunch flying above the water,

god:THEY ARE EVOLVING TOO QUIKLY

score 1 · Answer 16 · 2023-05-22T19:21:22+00:00

1 of them is not as bad

2 is fine

3 is annoying

4 is deadly

5 is a death sentence

6 makes mosas scared

7 makes alpha tusos feel like a dodo

8 makes gigas shiver in there boots

9 should be the final boss to replace the overseer

10 is stronger than the broodmother megapithagus and dragon mixed

So I recommend to stay away from megs

score 1 · Answer 17 · 2023-05-21T18:17:39+00:00

Is anyone gonna talk about how everything targets these dudes. My level 50 megalodon died to two other ones.

score 1 · Answer 18 · 2023-04-30T03:54:16+00:00

My pegmaxter jumped in the ocean then in chat your pegomexster level 17 killed a megalodon level 156

score 0 · Answer 19 · 2024-11-10T02:41:13+00:00

Someone really needs to put this guy in a nursing home

score 0 · Answer 20 · 2024-10-23T17:19:59+00:00

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