Me: * swims in water and gets aboard raft *

Also me: * sees megalodons going back down *

Manta: you’re gonna need a bigger boat

You killed a level 4 manta

I chased a Dino into the water then...like 100000000000 megalodons jump up and like ate him😱🤯

Your gonna need a bigger boat dun dun dum dun dun

He protecc

He attacc

But most importantly

He thicc

So I was trying to tame a megalodon and I swam right in to a alpha megalodon lvl 25 and I killed it with my lvl 100 Mosasaurus then my Mosasaurus got killed by a pack of Megalodon worst day ever :(

Me : what a wonderful day in the ocean *looks behind* megalodon : jumps out of water *me* aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh

Your pirahna has evolved into megalodon twice as annoying and 100 times

more angry

It always looks like the meg is trying to squeeze out some poo. Look at im

“Get out of the water”

Me: I was never in the water in the first place

Me: I have a phobia

These guys even attack each other if one is alpha

I saw a bunch flying above the water,

god:THEY ARE EVOLVING TOO QUIKLY

The most in innocent, forgiving and kind creature in the entire game. It makes gacha clause look evil

Baby shark doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo it’s too small okay, it looks like the the itchy is it’s kid 😂😂😂😂 in the movies aren’t they like double the size of the meg in ark

Poor megelodon it’s only twice the size of an icthy😿

i am big

my name is megalodon

i commit homicide when I see meat

I am annoying

i eat your head

and my kind’s heads too

what am I?

It’s found in big waters like the sea so make sure you find there

Is this a megalodon? Or a giant tiger shark? 😂

ME AND MY TEAM VERSE THIS THING AND it’s was on 1 hp my dodo pack tan at it(There was 26) and one died the rest where like mionions how dare you

Yea that didn’t go well either I shot one with my bow and it hit the MEG WIN WIN

1 of them is not as bad

2 is fine

3 is annoying

4 is deadly

5 is a death sentence

6 makes mosas scared

7 makes alpha tusos feel like a dodo

8 makes gigas shiver in there boots

9 should be the final boss to replace the overseer

10 is stronger than the broodmother megapithagus and dragon mixed

So I recommend to stay away from megs

Is anyone gonna talk about how everything targets these dudes. My level 50 megalodon died to two other ones.