Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the megalodon? Funny megalodon jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 0 · Answer 1 · 2024-10-22T21:38:12+00:00

BROS SMILE. If you look at the face it looks like bros boutta eat.. my... Dolphi- FLIPPERS GET BACK IN YOUR CRYOPOD .

score 1 · Answer 2 · 2023-04-12T14:26:44+00:00

OK you’re really gonna laugh at this yesterday on arc mobile I went to check on my megalodon and for a second I see saw this picture above as the megalodon, and then it went back to normal megalodon in my vision and I nearly peed my pants

score 1 · Answer 3 · 2023-04-06T18:28:02+00:00

Wow , thats an old man with a shark hat. Normal day in ohio.

score 1 · Answer 4 · 2023-04-05T11:16:45+00:00

If you look at achitna beezlbufo and um I forgot the rest but look it WILL be funny

score 2 · Answer 5 · 2021-09-12T17:17:31+00:00

By the way, Lava, you are kind of already starting the war. First you insult my opinion, then my name, and say dora is too mature for me!? If dora is too mature for me why would I be playing a game with blood in it? My mom wouldnt let me do that. So Lava, I didnt start the war, I think you did.

-Beanzles!-

score 2 · Answer 6 · 2021-09-08T21:05:10+00:00

Bendeegle sorry if I spelt it wrong I may be being rude but i was also providing facts. The raptors are modeled after utahraptor etc

score 2 · Answer 7 · 2021-09-07T11:58:04+00:00

The blue whale is bigger than the megalodon dummy🤗👍

score 2 · Answer 8 · 2021-08-20T16:17:29+00:00

So my level 26 itchy killed a leed single-handedly and my new level 45 meg with 2k health and 120% melee got half bitten to death by a some manta. EMBARASSING🙄🙄

score 1 · Answer 9 · 2023-01-24T00:44:46+00:00

It's so ugly,literally,look at it for a few minutes and then answer me,is it cute or ugly

score 1 · Answer 10 · 2022-12-22T03:13:41+00:00

Me:is that a fish meg: did that idiot call me a fish show him who fish

score 3 · Answer 11 · 2019-10-13T03:04:41+00:00

They should make a Jaws movie about this

score 0 · Answer 12 · 2024-09-03T20:59:27+00:00

Baby Shark doot doot doot . . .

score 1 · Answer 13 · 2022-10-22T23:14:30+00:00

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score 1 · Answer 14 · 2022-10-21T17:07:35+00:00

I went across a ocean my the beach with my dolphin and all of a sudden I was killed by at least 20 megs I couldn’t believe it. I never went in the water there again. Until we got a alpha meg level 400 then I killed any Meg I saw. Each one was killed at least in 10 hits. Also I find a dolphin tamed it and my Meg protects it now.🐬 🦈

score 2 · Answer 15 · 2020-09-01T14:11:46+00:00

Baby shark doo doo doo mommy shark doo doo doo daddy shark doo doo grandma shark doo doo dooo grampa shark dooo doo doo doo doo swim away doo swim away doo safe at last doo doo doo it’s the wand doo doo doo it’s the end. I am sooooo sorry for this

score 1 · Answer 16 · 2022-06-23T20:43:58+00:00

POV you tamed Meg your Friend ho free meat you no not my Meg you whistles meg you yes you you wanna kill me ok your my lunch

score 1 · Answer 17 · 2022-06-09T04:08:29+00:00

Guys if you want to see Meg in Dododex all you have to do is type shark and will show Meg. Weird right try right now.

score 1 · Answer 18 · 2022-04-30T22:03:50+00:00

I was swimming in the sea when a meg grabs me by the leg and drags me under the waves and it reminded me of the bull shark attacks of 1916 and I died like three fourths of the victims

score 1 · Answer 19 · 2022-04-03T16:38:53+00:00

The meg was trapped in the shore and I hit it with yranq arrows to many cause it died🤣

score 0 · Answer 20 · 2024-04-18T22:06:19+00:00

POV you hen you first tame an ichthy:

Giant sharks dodododododo

Chaseing you dodododo

So scary dodododo

Giant shark

Alpha one dodododo

Your mount is dead dodododo

Now you are to