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Megalodon
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I once died and lost my bed.

I live in south zone 3.

I tried to swim there from south zone 2.

A bIg shark came and ate my ass.

Lord help me.

I walked there.

My dodo army was intact.

My raptor pack was safe.

My carnos were chowing on some prime meat.

I lived the terrifying moment.

#pray_for_people_who_get_attacked_by_BIG_sharks

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Does anyone else think when a meg is chasing you, the jaws music should play instead of the ARK theme?

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POV you hen you first tame an ichthy:

Giant sharks dodododododo

Chaseing you dodododo

So scary dodododo

Giant shark

Alpha one dodododo

Your mount is dead dodododo

Now you are to

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They are friendly. I'm sure he just wants a hug.

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You:*puts 1 toe into the water*

Every meg in a 1000km radius:👁👄👁

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"Well well, look who tamed their first dolphin...."

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Bro needs to lay low on the calories

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I have a meg that is close to land and stuck but when i try to move him his stuck so i named him land meg

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So I was on my level 150 Barryonx named Barry and out of nowhere a level 200 Megalodon pops up and says hello and 2 shots Barry R.I.P Barry 👍 for Barry please

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Nobody gonna mention the pic tho? Why a meg got a watch on?🤣

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"Lets go swimming with those dolphins out there!" Said no one (living) ever

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