What? Your megapiranha is evolving!
(*pokemon evolving music*)
Your negapiranha evolved in dolphin killer!
You:*puts 1 toe into the water*
Every meg in a 1000km radius:👁👄👁
"Well well, look who tamed their first dolphin...."
When you step in water megalodon I’m about to end this mans whole career
Freind: oh look! A dolphin
*Freind was killed by 'dolphin' 🤣🤣😂😂
Ark players:*dips toe in water*
Every MEGALODON in a 1000000000000radius:MEaTs BaCK oN tHE mENu BoYS
Go for a swim they said , it'll be fun they said
Currently typing this in the middle of the ocean surrounded by lvl 150 megs Ark gods pls help me.
"Lets go swimming with those dolphins out there!" Said no one (living) ever
*grabs my dodo and Yeets it in the ocean* Mega: ?, eh too small” “why is meh dodo not dead” I said, *puts toe in the water* Megaladon: GimMe ToEs