What? Your megapiranha is evolving!
(*pokemon evolving music*)
Your negapiranha evolved in dolphin killer!
I tamed one of these and it felt awesome. Until your realized they ran out of stamina in 3 second and the one I tamed got killed by 3 mantas
You:*puts 1 toe into the water*
Every meg in a 1000km radius:👁👄👁
I thought these were apex predators... I just killed six with my croc
"Well well, look who tamed their first dolphin...."
Freind: oh look! A dolphin
*Freind was killed by 'dolphin' 🤣🤣😂😂
Ark players:*dips toe in water*
Every MEGALODON in a 1000000000000radius:MEaTs BaCK oN tHE mENu BoYS
Go for a swim they said , it'll be fun they said
"Lets go swimming with those dolphins out there!" Said no one (living) ever
*grabs my dodo and Yeets it in the ocean* Mega: ?, eh too small” “why is meh dodo not dead” I said, *puts toe in the water* Megaladon: GimMe ToEs