Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Fish are friends not food but your not a fish so I can't make any promises taming might go well. And gess what your basilosaurous isn't a fish either it's a mammal so don't come back complaining to me that your basilosaurous died.
More Megalodon Funny Tips
Charles fell into the ocean, Charles died in the sea, Charles got eaten by the shark, canβt eat the shark!
Me wandering my own businessβ¦
Alpha Meg just washes up on shore, suffocates and dies down ichthyosaurs n front of me
Me now with 100 prime fish meatπ
Me:puts toe in water
Meg from literally halfway acπππ
They are friendly. I'm sure he just wants a hug.
You:*puts 1 toe into the water*
Every meg in a 1000km radius:πππ
"Well well, look who tamed their first dolphin...."
Does anyone else think when a meg is chasing you, the jaws music should play instead of the ARK theme?
"Lets go swimming with those dolphins out there!" Said no one (living) ever
I was swimming in the water and suddenly OH SH*T LIKE 4 MEGS OUT OF NOWHERE thank god for the fact they were disemboweling a Poor Itchy 1 equals one vote of the brave Itchy who saved my life
Around the red obelisk, a random dead megalodon came flying out of the water ragdolling into my face making me get jumpscared. i got scared that something else killed it like a spino so i ditched it, (not before getting prime meat and the teeth.)