Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Gente no hagan su base en el agua es que puse algunos signos en ella y pues los retrasados estos de megalodones los mataron.ja mentira los puse en detecciΓ³n y se ahogaron
More Megalodon Funny Tips
*Jaws Theme Plays*
Does anyone else think when a meg is chasing you, the jaws music should play instead of the ARK theme?
POV you hen you first tame an ichthy:
Giant sharks dodododododo
Chaseing you dodododo
So scary dodododo
Giant shark
Alpha one dodododo
Your mount is dead dodododo
Now you are to
They are friendly. I'm sure he just wants a hug.
You:*puts 1 toe into the water*
Every meg in a 1000km radius:πππ
"Well well, look who tamed their first dolphin...."
So I was on my level 150 Barryonx named Barry and out of nowhere a level 200 Megalodon pops up and says hello and 2 shots Barry R.I.P Barry π for Barry please
"Lets go swimming with those dolphins out there!" Said no one (living) ever
Bro needs to lay low on the calories
Nobody gonna mention the pic tho? Why a meg got a watch on?π€£