If your flying with A dino and your stamina is like 0% and
u land on water accidently and u see alpha meg with the red fart well your dead like your middle of nowhere.
Megalodon
More Megalodon Funny Tips
Hippity hoppity your swimming zone is my property
"Well well, look who tamed their first dolphin...."
You:*puts 1 toe into the water*
Every meg in a 1000km radius:👁👄👁
They are friendly. I'm sure he just wants a hug.
"Lets go swimming with those dolphins out there!" Said no one (living) ever
Sometimes that shark, he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. Y'know the thing about a shark, he's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'... until he bites ya
Freind: oh look! A dolphin
Me: *sigh
*Freind was killed by 'dolphin' 🤣🤣😂😂
So I was on my level 150 Barryonx named Barry and out of nowhere a level 200 Megalodon pops up and says hello and 2 shots Barry R.I.P Barry 👍 for Barry please
Has an aggro range of the map
My Character: I finished killing these Megs now to tame this basilo.
15 more Megs come from across the map
"HAVE YOU SEEN MY SON?"
(Copyright disney finding nemo)