Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Es muy bueno,le pegas le traes a la orilla y lo duermes
More Megalodon Funny Tips
They are friendly. I'm sure he just wants a hug.
"Well well, look who tamed their first dolphin...."
You:*puts 1 toe into the water*
Every meg in a 1000km radius:πππ
Me:puts toe in water
Meg from literally halfway acπππ
Me wandering my own businessβ¦
Alpha Meg just washes up on shore, suffocates and dies down ichthyosaurs n front of me
Me now with 100 prime fish meatπ
Does anyone else think when a meg is chasing you, the jaws music should play instead of the ARK theme?
"Lets go swimming with those dolphins out there!" Said no one (living) ever
I was swimming in the water and suddenly OH SH*T LIKE 4 MEGS OUT OF NOWHERE thank god for the fact they were disemboweling a Poor Itchy 1 equals one vote of the brave Itchy who saved my life
Freind: oh look! A dolphin
Me: *sigh
*Freind was killed by 'dolphin' π€£π€£ππ
Charles fell into the ocean, Charles died in the sea, Charles got eaten by the shark, canβt eat the shark!