They are friendly. I'm sure he just wants a hug.

"Well well, look who tamed their first dolphin...."

You:*puts 1 toe into the water*

Every meg in a 1000km radius:👁👄👁

Me:puts toe in water

Meg from literally halfway ac👁👄👁

Me wandering my own business…

Alpha Meg just washes up on shore, suffocates and dies down ichthyosaurs n front of me

Me now with 100 prime fish meat😐

Does anyone else think when a meg is chasing you, the jaws music should play instead of the ARK theme?

"Lets go swimming with those dolphins out there!" Said no one (living) ever

I was swimming in the water and suddenly OH SH*T LIKE 4 MEGS OUT OF NOWHERE thank god for the fact they were disemboweling a Poor Itchy 1 equals one vote of the brave Itchy who saved my life

Freind: oh look! A dolphin

Me: *sigh

*Freind was killed by 'dolphin' 🤣🤣😂😂

Charles fell into the ocean, Charles died in the sea, Charles got eaten by the shark, can’t eat the shark!