You:*puts 1 toe into the water*

Every meg in a 1000km radius:👁👄👁

"Well well, look who tamed their first dolphin...."

So I was on my level 150 Barryonx named Barry and out of nowhere a level 200 Megalodon pops up and says hello and 2 shots Barry R.I.P Barry 👍 for Barry please

I was swimming in the water and suddenly OH SH*T LIKE 4 MEGS OUT OF NOWHERE thank god for the fact they were disemboweling a Poor Itchy 1 equals one vote of the brave Itchy who saved my life

Kill any megalodon you see! They killed my level 300 velonasaur on gen 2. I was in S.U.M.P transporting my velonasuar with a cryo when 50 sharks with atleast 5 alphas rushed along with a alpha mosa and tuso. UP in honor of Spindles(My Velonasaur)

Freind: oh look! A dolphin

Me: *sigh

*Freind was killed by 'dolphin' 🤣🤣😂😂

"Lets go swimming with those dolphins out there!" Said no one (living) ever

Sometimes that shark, he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. Y'know the thing about a shark, he's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'... until he bites ya

Go for a swim they said , it'll be fun they said

Ark players:*dips toe in water*

Every MEGALODON in a 1000000000000radius:MEaTs BaCK oN tHE mENu BoYS