Your Megalania is evolving...

Duh Duh Duh Duh Duh Duh Duh Duh Duh Duh Duh Duh Duh Duh...

Your Megalania evolved into a Rock Drake

LIZARD’S CANT EVEN GET RABIES CAN THEY?! DAMNIT WILDCARD!

I got so scared when it jumped down from the roof I pooped in my pants. Be carefull when you are going round in the caves...

The random gecko on my window at 2AM

Roll the megolovania here we are fighting sans aaaand got 1 shot right form the start ugh now I gotta go reset the timeline and start the fight again

Go caving they said it'll be fun they said

I tame is by punching in agog dang 11 hr

It is Megalania, and it has never known de feet.

Bob:I won’t save 15% on car insurance! Megilania: so you have chosen....death. Btw sorry for bad spelling.

When your pet mr.death comes to give you a lick. Dead.

I NEED NOW!!!!!!!!!!!! MUST HAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Real men knock it out with their fists and feed it cooked fish meat

no sense poem ig

He thicc

He protec

He climbs on da wall

And poops on your mouth

And gibs you rabies

Like a spider does

On a Saturday

You can’t pet him

Cause he will eat your fingers off

But you can ride his

Poison infected back

But most importantly

He a big thic poisonous sus infection lizard

And if u disaggre

He will find u hous

And eat u

With its toes

And mush you

Into a mushroom soup

He eat da rock

And da pollution

So don’t trust him

Or it da last thing u will do

Dun dun dun, we're gonna have some fun fun fun, give you rabies, and kill you because you looked at my babies!

He reminds me of my bearded dragon but bigger and stronger

This thing used to be real.

It’s the monster from down under

This animal will ruin ur loving of lizards

He protecc

He attacc

But most importantly he all in that cracc-

ALRIGHT THATS IT WHO GAVE MY MOSCHOPS CRACK