I got so scared when it jumped down from the roof I pooped in my pants. Be carefull when you are going round in the caves...

no sense poem ig

He thicc

He protec

He climbs on da wall

And poops on your mouth

And gibs you rabies

Like a spider does

On a Saturday

You can’t pet him

Cause he will eat your fingers off

But you can ride his

Poison infected back

But most importantly

He a big thic poisonous sus infection lizard

And if u disaggre

He will find u hous

And eat u

With its toes

And mush you

Into a mushroom soup

He eat da rock

And da pollution

So don’t trust him

Or it da last thing u will do

I tame is by punching in agog dang 11 hr

Go caving they said it'll be fun they said

It is Megalania, and it has never known de feet.

Dun dun dun, we're gonna have some fun fun fun, give you rabies, and kill you because you looked at my babies!

Bob:I won’t save 15% on car insurance! Megilania: so you have chosen....death. Btw sorry for bad spelling.

When your pet mr.death comes to give you a lick. Dead.

I NEED NOW!!!!!!!!!!!! MUST HAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Real men knock it out with their fists and feed it cooked fish meat

This thing used to be real.

It’s the monster from down under

This animal will ruin ur loving of lizards

He reminds me of my bearded dragon but bigger and stronger

He protecc

He attacc

But most importantly he all in that cracc-

ALRIGHT THATS IT WHO GAVE MY MOSCHOPS CRACK

Hi! My name is Mr. Evil! This is my combination of a moschops and snake! I mutated him into a carnivore giving him fierce claws, I wouldn’t mess with him though, he’s been infused with elements and is level. 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999, so he’s pretty fierce and fast, he can kill your level 1067 yutranus just by looking at him the wrong way! Mwauhahahahahaha! This took like 3 min to write!

I thought that was a moacha,what ever you call it but insted it just killed me

evolved form of the moschops. dont get confused.

Real men Starve tame it