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Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the megalania? Funny megalania jokes submitted by ARK players.
Hi! My name is Mr. Evil! This is my combination of a moschops and snake! I mutated him into a carnivore giving him fierce claws, I wouldn’t mess with him though, he’s been infused with elements and is level. 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999, so he’s pretty fierce and fast, he can kill your level 1067 yutranus just by looking at him the wrong way! Mwauhahahahahaha! This took like 3 min to write!
It was another day in the highlands, me and my megalania, Blue-Eyes, were simply going around killing diplos and brontos. Than I parked him on the roof and went to bed. The next day I hopped on him and ran over some railings, than he broke, couldn’t move or even attack. Now he just sits there, watching me...