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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

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What are some funny jokes or stories about the megalania? Funny megalania jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 1 · Answer 1 · 2021-06-16T22:40:54+00:00

I love how it’s a megalanai and it give mega rabbis ha ha love it

score 1 · Answer 2 · 2021-03-18T19:36:08+00:00

When a kamodo dragon isn't a cool enough

score 2 · Answer 3 · 2019-02-07T20:46:38+00:00

Crikey, that’s a big un

score 2 · Answer 4 · 2018-08-02T18:52:45+00:00

XD maybe use for metal runs on steep mountains because it can climb walls, or just annoy your friends by giving them mega rabies when not paying attention

score 0 · Answer 5 · 2023-09-18T11:51:27+00:00

Dose enyone think this looked like a mosachopch and name sound like that

score 0 · Answer 6 · 2023-08-06T05:57:16+00:00

I didn’t know that ark had steroids for lizards

score 0 · Answer 7 · 2023-07-30T21:19:59+00:00

So that’s why I had covid while playing the game…

score 2 · Answer 8 · 2017-10-21T08:08:01+00:00

A jerboa can break thatch but this cant?!?

How does that make sense......IT DOESN'T!!

score 0 · Answer 9 · 2023-04-12T00:55:28+00:00

It's just a lizard

So just knock it out and tame it

score 1 · Answer 10 · 2020-04-11T17:30:19+00:00

It was another day in the highlands, me and my megalania, Blue-Eyes, were simply going around killing diplos and brontos. Than I parked him on the roof and went to bed. The next day I hopped on him and ran over some railings, than he broke, couldn’t move or even attack. Now he just sits there, watching me...

score 1 · Answer 11 · 2020-03-17T14:04:47+00:00

Just your average Moschops, new with poison

score 1 · Answer 12 · 2019-09-17T11:41:24+00:00

Congratulations! Your MOSCHOPS has evolved!

score 0 · Answer 13 · 2022-09-23T01:17:03+00:00

how 2 tame megalovainia?? howww?

score 0 · Answer 14 · 2022-08-13T13:49:04+00:00

These guys just look like moschops but scarier

score 0 · Answer 15 · 2021-11-09T01:34:47+00:00

My favorite prehistoric animal that’s not a Dino and it’s not on mobile up if you think it should.

score 0 · Answer 16 · 2021-04-25T16:59:59+00:00

Why does this thing look like a big evil mosochops?🤔😄

score 0 · Answer 17 · 2020-08-04T13:40:40+00:00

I don't remember moschop being able to climb wall!

Just be a glich 😕

score 0 · Answer 18 · 2019-01-25T21:23:14+00:00

Found some on the beach in Ragnarok, dis is my story while mom was watching

Me : okay maybe nothing will kill me here *spawns on beach*

Me : are those giant komodo dragons? Cool! *walks up to it*

Mom : what is that?

Me : AHHHH *megalania roars* IDK!!

Mom : ITS CHASING YOU!

Me : AHHH *Megalania gives me rabies and murders me*

Me : *Laughs*

Mom : *Laughs*

Me : okay, avoid the giant poo’s * Sneaks Into Da Bush* i am safe!

Me : *Makes Tools* okay uhm *almost falls into lava but misses* AHH!

Me : okay, phew..... *megalania charges at me and murders me again*

Me : flip dis im going into single player

score -1 · Answer 19 · 2025-06-20T12:01:19+00:00

Why is my country walking around with 9 meter rabie machines what the hell is wrong with us

score -1 · Answer 20 · 2024-12-22T19:52:11+00:00

Sir Lizard the infector. He shall infect you with rabies if he wants to do so.