Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Me and my friends there was 6 and f is went into a cave then disaster struck it jumped out scared all of us I peed a little it gave us all rabies we Coughing on each other and when 5 of us were cured 1 left with about 10 seconds he runs at us we all get and die what a fun time
More Megalania Funny Tips
Have you ever wanted your own ginormous monitor lizard that can transmit rabies and climb your walls? Well TODAY IS YOUR LUCKY DAY! Knock one of these WONDERFUL komodo dragons out and shove some of that wonderful baryonyx kibble down its bacteria infected mouth and you've got yourself a GIANT MONITOR LIZARD!
Recommend a 100+Gallon tank and proper UV and Heating (preferably over 100watts). Handling is not suggested, but riding definitely is.
Scare the living HELL out of your roomate by leaving your giant lizard on your ceiling! Or have your mother come home to a RABIFIED surprise!
CALL NOW and get YOUR VERY OWN BRED MUTATED FULLY IMPRINTED GIANT MONITOR PARKOUR LIZARD!
(Amazing tame. Found clung to walls in caves.)