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What are some funny jokes or stories about the megalania? Funny megalania jokes submitted by ARK players.
Is it a plucked rock drake or is a rock drake a evolved megalaniaπ€¨
This things is harmless! (Now itβs biting ur hand off)
Warning: will give you coronavirus
Well one day with my friend I was riding a wyvern wile my friend was riding an argy and we found these giant lizzards and my friend said they are really good but then we went down to catch one..... We DIED:| but we did kill them and get our Dino's back
Bob:I wonβt save 15% on car insurance! Megilania: so you have chosen....death. Btw sorry for bad spelling.
I was walking in a cave as one leaped on me and infected me I screamed and through my iPad then I picked it up and I saw that I died tuff times
A Komodo dragon on steroids.
Lizards on steroids
Peace full
Um I feed to much to my moschop
And it got FAT
Carryable by teras..... ok letβs just go take my tera into this cave to pick up my lost pet lizard that ate all my element
Ark:Too bad we only have one climbing creature.
Megalania:Hold my beer
Itβs not just rabies, itβs MEGARABIES!
YeEtUs ClEeTuS
YoUr StUfF iS iN tHe GrOuNdUs
Megalania be like:Hug
Me be like: NOPE
m-m-moschops... what happened to you..?
Basically a Komodo dragon in almost every way possible except climbs walls
Is it just me or do I call it Megalavania?
Uhhh I feed my moschops some s a l a d and it got super F. A. T. ΰ² ΰ²ΰ²
Why can a kapro carry a jacked up cancer lizard
Why can a kapro carry a jacked up cancer lizard