Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the megalania? Funny megalania jokes submitted by ARK players.

Previous Page Next Page

score 11 · Answer 1 · 2020-09-24T00:43:11+00:00

me: telling my megalania to attack

megalania:jumps on roof*

megalania:be a man n fight by urself billy

score 12 · Answer 2 · 2020-02-13T15:11:30+00:00

This things is harmless! (Now it’s biting ur hand off)

score 0 · Answer 3 · 2025-11-27T12:58:19+00:00

Don’t worry, this is just my pet gecko

score 3 · Answer 4 · 2024-06-02T19:37:53+00:00

Lystro disliked being everyone’s first tamed and first slaughtered so it evolved into a almost useless giant lizard who should be an early game tame seeing how easy it is to tame but you get its saddle at level 70 by then I had a giga I couldn’t even use but my wyvern came in packs

score 11 · Answer 5 · 2020-05-21T00:36:58+00:00

So that's where my pet lizard went!

score 11 · Answer 6 · 2020-04-25T21:03:14+00:00

This is what started coronavirus

score 3 · Answer 7 · 2024-04-15T21:00:38+00:00

I wouldn't recommend using these to farm meat, it got me some nasty food poisoning

score 1 · Answer 8 · 2025-04-30T01:25:13+00:00

Bro it’s an evil moschops.

score 14 · Answer 9 · 2018-02-20T23:25:45+00:00

Spider-Man got nothing on this guy

score 14 · Answer 10 · 2018-01-21T19:58:22+00:00

Why can a kapro carry a jacked up cancer lizard

score 8 · Answer 11 · 2021-04-11T12:45:23+00:00

I MEAN PTERANODONS CANT EVEN PICK UP A MOSCHOP AND PICK A THING TWICE AS BIG AS A MOSCHOPS. I MEAN JUST LOOK AT THE PTERANODONS LEGS!!!

score 10 · Answer 12 · 2020-02-16T06:55:00+00:00

A Komodo dragon on steroids.

score 1 · Answer 13 · 2025-04-04T15:09:11+00:00

I’m thinking about starting a mega rabies epidemic on my cluster by just spreading it around all the servers

score 13 · Answer 14 · 2018-02-13T01:05:06+00:00

Is it just me or do I call it Megalavania?

score 4 · Answer 15 · 2023-06-05T04:08:19+00:00

Gecko from Geico gave me Corona :(

score 6 · Answer 16 · 2022-02-18T02:53:50+00:00

Are you telling me I played ark for five years and I never knew these guys can climb , seriously

score 13 · Answer 17 · 2017-11-09T09:16:18+00:00

When a Komodo dragon and a gecko love each other very much...

score 13 · Answer 18 · 2017-05-30T21:38:28+00:00

Don't let it steal your eggs when you're not looking.

score 3 · Answer 19 · 2023-10-04T22:00:55+00:00

This is what caused Mount Tambora to Erupt

score 5 · Answer 20 · 2022-05-20T00:43:46+00:00

Can we all agree on calling this a Moschops on drugs? Please- IT'S A CRACKCHOP