Found some on the beach in Ragnarok, dis is my story while mom was watching

Me : okay maybe nothing will kill me here *spawns on beach*

Me : are those giant komodo dragons? Cool! *walks up to it*

Mom : what is that?

Me : AHHHH *megalania roars* IDK!!

Mom : ITS CHASING YOU!

Me : AHHH *Megalania gives me rabies and murders me*

Me : *Laughs*

Mom : *Laughs*

Me : okay, avoid the giant poo’s * Sneaks Into Da Bush* i am safe!

Me : *Makes Tools* okay uhm *almost falls into lava but misses* AHH!

Me : okay, phew..... *megalania charges at me and murders me again*

Me : flip dis im going into single player

Why is my country walking around with 9 meter rabie machines what the hell is wrong with us

Sir Lizard the infector. He shall infect you with rabies if he wants to do so.

I. Was with my friend but he got rabies and never touched his gaming console ever again

It makes me go in painc parde mode tryna kill it. I spam my wepoens on it,like I spam my attack button on zapdos. Yeh,I barely ever get by

Causal mode.

This is literally a crappy rock drake

It supposed to be extinction and it was extinction but it was not but everything in extinction supposed to be extinction but it was not extinction but supposed to be extinct (only for extinction?!) Now it was extinct now!!!!!!!!!!

If moschops got bit by a radioactive spider that also had tabies

A snake sized blue tailed stink let me pet its back and cralled on me trasy was so jellies 😂😂😂😂😂

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Aww nah mate thets a spoida lizid *in Australian accent*

Real men tame this with cooked fish meat

Looks like they combined a lystrosaur and a snake

Super Sayian Moschops.

KAME HAME HAAAAAA

You tell your moshops to fight its Bigger cousin and it run while you get killed point moshops dum these guys deadly

Its new name is mega cancer lizard

Watch your a** this thing will look innocent then when you turn around it will jump you

Moschops 2.0.

Scary chicken

Watch out they will give u aids

Be careful with the bites from this! It's more rabid than my ex!