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Found some on the beach in Ragnarok, dis is my story while mom was watching

Me : okay maybe nothing will kill me here *spawns on beach*

Me : are those giant komodo dragons? Cool! *walks up to it*

Mom : what is that?

Me : AHHHH *megalania roars* IDK!!

Mom : ITS CHASING YOU!

Me : AHHH *Megalania gives me rabies and murders me*

Me : *Laughs*

Mom : *Laughs*

Me : okay, avoid the giant poo’s * Sneaks Into Da Bush* i am safe!

Me : *Makes Tools* okay uhm *almost falls into lava but misses* AHH!

Me : okay, phew..... *megalania charges at me and murders me again*

Me : flip dis im going into single player

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