Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Found some on the beach in Ragnarok, dis is my story while mom was watching
Me : okay maybe nothing will kill me here *spawns on beach*
Me : are those giant komodo dragons? Cool! *walks up to it*
Mom : what is that?
Me : AHHHH *megalania roars* IDK!!
Mom : ITS CHASING YOU!
Me : AHHH *Megalania gives me rabies and murders me*
Me : *Laughs*
Mom : *Laughs*
Me : okay, avoid the giant poo’s * Sneaks Into Da Bush* i am safe!
Me : *Makes Tools* okay uhm *almost falls into lava but misses* AHH!
Me : okay, phew..... *megalania charges at me and murders me again*
Me : flip dis im going into single player
More Megalania Funny Tips
Have you ever wanted your own ginormous monitor lizard that can transmit rabies and climb your walls? Well TODAY IS YOUR LUCKY DAY! Knock one of these WONDERFUL komodo dragons out and shove some of that wonderful baryonyx kibble down its bacteria infected mouth and you've got yourself a GIANT MONITOR LIZARD!
Recommend a 100+Gallon tank and proper UV and Heating (preferably over 100watts). Handling is not suggested, but riding definitely is.
Scare the living HELL out of your roomate by leaving your giant lizard on your ceiling! Or have your mother come home to a RABIFIED surprise!
CALL NOW and get YOUR VERY OWN BRED MUTATED FULLY IMPRINTED GIANT MONITOR PARKOUR LIZARD!
(Amazing tame. Found clung to walls in caves.)