Put a phedora on it and call him perry the platypus and dye a shirt white with black pants and shoes and scream “curse you perry the platypus”
Maewing
The Maewing is an "interstellar wet nurse" in ARK: Genesis Part 2. It resembles a platypus mixed with a flying squirrel and has some sort of ability to glide. The Maewing is described as an "interstellar wet nurse" and is able to lure offspring of other creatures using its irresistible teats. Nice! 😏
Jokes and funny moments about the Maewing from ARK players.
Ark devs meeting:
Dev 1: guys, we need more features for gen 2
Dev5: fire breathing rock drake that can fly
Dev1: already a thing
Dev4:how about a drug addict
Dev1: already created
Dev3: how about a big nameless
Dev1: no
Dev2: how about a gliding platypus that has…
Ark devs meeting:
Dev 1: guys, we need more features for gen 2
Dev5: fire breathing rock drake that can fly
Dev1: already a thing
Dev4:how about a drug addict
Dev1: already created
Dev3: how about a big nameless
Dev1: no
Dev2: how about a gliding platypus that has big boobs and kidnaps children!
Dev1: I like the sound of that, let’s do it!
My tip will be here for ever.
Doofenshmirtz: A maewing?
*Maewing puts on a hat*
Doof: PERRY THE MAEWING!
Real men don’t billboard it or net gun it they just chase it and dart it out 😂
Up this if you think maewings are one of the cutest animals ever made in Ark. Also if you think he looks like perry the platipus
There's a hundred and four days of summer vacation
Then school comes along just to end it
So the annual problem for our generation
Is finding a good way to spend it
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Like maybe...
Building a rocket
Or fighting a…
There's a hundred and four days of summer vacation
Then school comes along just to end it
So the annual problem for our generation
Is finding a good way to spend it
Save 15%. Pre-Order on PC Now
BUY FROM FANATICAL
Like maybe...
Building a rocket
Or fighting a mummy
Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower
Discovering something that doesn't exist
Phineas: Hey!
Or giving a monkey a shower
Surfing tidal waves
Creating nanobots
Or locating Frankenstein's brain
Phineas: It's over here!
Finding a dodo bird
Painting a continent
Or driving our sister insane
Candace: Phineas!
As you can see,
There's a whole lot of stuff to do before school starts this fall
Phineas: Come on Perry!
So stick with us
'Cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all!
So stick with us
'Cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all!
Candace: Mom! Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!
Welp, Wildcard is officially off their meds. Really? This is the content we get? A flying platypus that has kidnapping issues? I can just imagine the meetings at Wildcard studios. Ok, what new creatures should we add in the new DLC? How about a giant hairless mole? Oh, Gary…
Welp, Wildcard is officially off their meds. Really? This is the content we get? A flying platypus that has kidnapping issues? I can just imagine the meetings at Wildcard studios. Ok, what new creatures should we add in the new DLC? How about a giant hairless mole? Oh, Gary already took that one. Then lets get a walking tree. Wait... thats already a thing. I know! A space whale. No? How about a dragon? Dang it! You guys took all the good ideas already! What about a mind control frog?
You may not know it, but the noises the Maewing makes will probably mean “come here kids, I have candy. Just a little bit closer.”
Hippity Hoppity you child is my property
I have 6 Maewings so far. 3 breeders, 2 nurses and a Perry.
Not a flying cow but a flying hybrid of a cow and platypus and flying squirrel what else does ark need a flying dog
He's a semi aquatic
Egg laying mammal of action
(Doo-bee-doo-bee-do-bah)
(Doo-bee-doo-bee-do-bah)
He's a furry little flatfoot
Who never flinched
From a fra-ee-ay-ee-ay (Fray)
He's got more than just mad skill
He's got a beaver tail and bill
And the…
He's a semi aquatic
Egg laying mammal of action
(Doo-bee-doo-bee-do-bah)
(Doo-bee-doo-bee-do-bah)
He's a furry little flatfoot
Who never flinched
From a fra-ee-ay-ee-ay (Fray)
He's got more than just mad skill
He's got a beaver tail and bill
And the women swoon
Whenever they hear him say
(Perry's sound)
He's Perry, Perry the platypus
(You can call him Agent P)
Perry
(I said you can call him Agent P)
Agent P
Agent P
Agent P
He’s a semi-aquatic egg Layin’ mammal of action!
He’s got more than just mad skill, he’s got a beaver tail and a bill.
He’s PERRY, Perry the PLATYPUS!!!!!!!
This game has it all: Griffins, Rock Drakes, Megalodons… Wait, what? A giant flying gender-neutral platypus!!? AWESOME!!!
Me when i realize that the old ark mobile isn't the same as the ark survival evolved(two years ago):😭😭😭😭
Xenomorph chestburster: aaaaaaah aaaaaaaaa...
Maewing: why are u runnin’ why are u runnin’?
Do ya ever just look at someone and say what is going on in there head. DO BE DO BA DO BE DO BA DO BA AGENT P
A platypus? *dyes teal* PERRY THE PLATYPUS?
He’s looking at me smug…why? I’m just wearing a lab coat?