Ark devs meeting:
Dev 1: guys, we need more features for gen 2
Dev5: fire breathing rock drake that can fly
Dev1: already a thing
Dev4:how about a drug addict
Dev1: already created
Dev3: how about a big nameless
Dev2: how about a gliding platypus that has big boobs and kidnaps children!
Dev1: I like the sound of that, let’s do it!
My tip will be here for ever.
Doofenshmirtz: A maewing?
*Maewing puts on a hat*
Doof: PERRY THE MAEWING!
Hopefully the noises it makes are appropriate...
Dooby dooby doo bah dooby dooby doo bah.
Purple guy of ark
Hippity Hoppity you child is my property
PERRY THE MAEWING!? *music
Doofensmerch is done
I wonder what it would do if it was a male and i wonder if there even will be a male version