Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
There's a hundred and four days of summer vacation
Then school comes along just to end it
So the annual problem for our generation
Is finding a good way to spend it
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Like maybe...
Building a rocket
Or fighting a mummy
Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower
Discovering something that doesn't exist
Phineas: Hey!
Or giving a monkey a shower
Surfing tidal waves
Creating nanobots
Or locating Frankenstein's brain
Phineas: It's over here!
Finding a dodo bird
Painting a continent
Or driving our sister insane
Candace: Phineas!
As you can see,
There's a whole lot of stuff to do before school starts this fall
Phineas: Come on Perry!
So stick with us
'Cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all!
So stick with us
'Cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all!
Candace: Mom! Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!
More Maewing Funny Tips
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-Dog
A helpful tip should inculde a few more words mate >:]
PERRY IS THAT YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Giga wins strongest,gigantoraptor wins best looking and maewing wins cutest wittle guy
Put a phedora on it and call him perry the platypus and dye a shirt white with black pants and shoes and scream βcurse you perry the platypusβ
Ark devs meeting:
Dev 1: guys, we need more features for gen 2
Dev5: fire breathing rock drake that can fly
Dev1: already a thing
Dev4:how about a drug addict
Dev1: already created
Dev3: how about a big nameless
Dev1: no
Dev2: how about a gliding platypus that has big boobs and kidnaps children!
Dev1: I like the sound of that, letβs do it!
My tip will be here for ever.
Real men donβt billboard it or net gun it they just chase it and dart it out π
Doofenshmirtz: A maewing?
*Maewing puts on a hat*
Doof: PERRY THE MAEWING!
Up this if you think maewings are one of the cutest animals ever made in Ark. Also if you think he looks like perry the platipus