Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Companion

Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the maewing? Funny maewing jokes submitted by ARK players.
They look like a Flying squirrel with a Duck billπ€£π€£π€£π€£π€£ππππ€£π€£π€£π€£π€£
I wonder what it would do if it was a male and i wonder if there even will be a male version
POV: You are a baby Dino. βLa di da, omg, stop stealing m platypus super glider crossbreed. Come back here with myself!β
Hippity Hoppity you child is my property
Hmm i Wonder what is going to be next a a restaurace that is going to burrow under groung then jumping on you and scare the crap out of you
So basically this is just a pedophile thats motto is hippity hoppiy your child is now my property. XD why?
Get color mutations to make it cyan and then call it Perry the Platypus
Talk about a child predator πΏ πΌπΆ
These thing use their titties to lure offspring
Am I the only one who thinks perverts are gonna take pictures of its tits when they come out ?XD
I wonder how manny guys this thing can get with it nipples.
Itβs a surrogate mother that steals babyβs what could you ask for
It incubates eggs? Thought there was a β egg incubatorβ for genesis 2.
A month with wings, now I've heard everything
Just read the emoji in the description
To the person who said about the incubator...
Lol
Lol
This is Chris hansen please take a seat
It shows children itβs tits and the children follow. Perfect creature
The day before this was announced i thought "they brought the s+ hatchery in the game, can they bring the nanny too? Probably not" Boom the next day this fugger was here.
For a good suck make sure to bring a big hunky man