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ARK: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator

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ARK: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the maewing? Funny maewing jokes submitted by ARK players.
Hippity Hoppity you child is my property
Talk about a child predator πΏ πΌπΆ
These thing use their titties to lure offspring
I wonder how manny guys this thing can get with it nipples.
Itβs a surrogate mother that steals babyβs what could you ask for
A month with wings, now I've heard everything
It shows children itβs tits and the children follow. Perfect creature
To the person who said about the incubator...
Lol
Lol
It incubates eggs? Thought there was a β egg incubatorβ for genesis 2.
Am I the only one who thinks perverts are gonna take pictures of its tits when they come out ?XD
The day before this was announced i thought "they brought the s+ hatchery in the game, can they bring the nanny too? Probably not" Boom the next day this fugger was here.
For a good suck make sure to bring a big hunky man
Imagine these things with a kangaroo
Second second second second second
Thanks I hate it.
Only slightly peadophilic lol
Just read the emoji in the description
Why are these so weird #Weird hell weird
It's really cute and I want to have one today.