There's a hundred and four days of summer vacation

Then school comes along just to end it

So the annual problem for our generation

Is finding a good way to spend it

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Like maybe...

Building a rocket

Or fighting a mummy

Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower

Discovering something that doesn't exist

Phineas: Hey!

Or giving a monkey a shower

Surfing tidal waves

Creating nanobots

Or locating Frankenstein's brain

Phineas: It's over here!

Finding a dodo bird

Painting a continent

Or driving our sister insane

Candace: Phineas!

As you can see,

There's a whole lot of stuff to do before school starts this fall

Phineas: Come on Perry!

So stick with us

'Cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all!

So stick with us

'Cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all!

Candace: Mom! Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!

Ark devs meeting:

Dev 1: guys, we need more features for gen 2

Dev5: fire breathing rock drake that can fly

Dev1: already a thing

Dev4:how about a drug addict

Dev1: already created

Dev3: how about a big nameless

Dev1: no

Dev2: how about a gliding platypus that has big boobs and kidnaps children!

Dev1: I like the sound of that, let’s do it!

My tip will be here for ever.

imma paint one white and name it white van

Portable omelette maker eggs+milk

He’s a semi-aquatic egg Layin’ mammal of action!

He’s got more than just mad skill, he’s got a beaver tail and a bill.

He’s PERRY, Perry the PLATYPUS!!!!!!!

You may not know it, but the noises the Maewing makes will probably mean “come here kids, I have candy. Just a little bit closer.”

Welp, Wildcard is officially off their meds. Really? This is the content we get? A flying platypus that has kidnapping issues? I can just imagine the meetings at Wildcard studios. Ok, what new creatures should we add in the new DLC? How about a giant hairless mole? Oh, Gary already took that one. Then lets get a walking tree. Wait... thats already a thing. I know! A space whale. No? How about a dragon? Dang it! You guys took all the good ideas already! What about a mind control frog?

Doofenshmirtz: A maewing?

*Maewing puts on a hat*

Doof: PERRY THE MAEWING!

I have 6 Maewings so far. 3 breeders, 2 nurses and a Perry.

Not a flying cow but a flying hybrid of a cow and platypus and flying squirrel what else does ark need a flying dog

Xenomorph chestburster: aaaaaaah aaaaaaaaa...

Maewing: why are u runnin’ why are u runnin’?

Hippity Hoppity you child is my property

Do ya ever just look at someone and say what is going on in there head. DO BE DO BA DO BE DO BA DO BA AGENT P

They need to make so that maewings can wear hats for the soul purpose being able to put a fedora on them. They should also spawn in blue.

DO BE DO BE DO BOP DO BE DO BE BOP AGENT P!!!!!!

Basically a predator platypus😂

It’s a flying pedophile squirrel rip kidnapped baby dinos

A Mae wing? “Puts fedora on” HUH PERRY THE MAE WING!?!?

DO BE DO BE DO DOP DO BE DO BE DO DOP

HES A SEMI-AQUATIC EGG-LAYIN MAMMAL AND HIS NAME IS AGENT PPPPPPPPPPPPPP

DO BE DO BE DO DOP DO BE DO BE DO DOP

HES A SEMI-AQUATIC EGG-LAYIN MAMMAL AND HIS NAME IS AGENT PPPPPPPPPPPPPP