Put a phedora on it and call him perry the platypus and dye a shirt white with black pants and shoes and scream “curse you perry the platypus”

Ark devs meeting:

Dev 1: guys, we need more features for gen 2

Dev5: fire breathing rock drake that can fly

Dev1: already a thing

Dev4:how about a drug addict

Dev1: already created

Dev3: how about a big nameless

Dev1: no

Dev2: how about a gliding platypus that has big boobs and kidnaps children!

Dev1: I like the sound of that, let’s do it!

Real men don’t billboard it or net gun it they just chase it and dart it out 😂

My tip will be here for ever.

Up this if you think maewings are one of the cutest animals ever made in Ark. Also if you think he looks like perry the platipus

There's a hundred and four days of summer vacation

Then school comes along just to end it

So the annual problem for our generation

Is finding a good way to spend it

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Like maybe...

Building a rocket

Or fighting a mummy

Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower

Discovering something that doesn't exist

Phineas: Hey!

Or giving a monkey a shower

Surfing tidal waves

Creating nanobots

Or locating Frankenstein's brain

Phineas: It's over here!

Finding a dodo bird

Painting a continent

Or driving our sister insane

Candace: Phineas!

As you can see,

There's a whole lot of stuff to do before school starts this fall

Phineas: Come on Perry!

So stick with us

'Cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all!

So stick with us

'Cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all!

Candace: Mom! Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!

Doofenshmirtz: A maewing?

*Maewing puts on a hat*

Doof: PERRY THE MAEWING!

Maewing saddle: lvl 19, build in smithy

Smithy itself: lvl 20

Why wildcard, just why!

Welp, Wildcard is officially off their meds. Really? This is the content we get? A flying platypus that has kidnapping issues? I can just imagine the meetings at Wildcard studios. Ok, what new creatures should we add in the new DLC? How about a giant hairless mole? Oh, Gary already took that one. Then lets get a walking tree. Wait... thats already a thing. I know! A space whale. No? How about a dragon? Dang it! You guys took all the good ideas already! What about a mind control frog?

You may not know it, but the noises the Maewing makes will probably mean “come here kids, I have candy. Just a little bit closer.”

Arks very own all terrain vehicle

Have u ever seen them poop? It’s hilarious. They do a little little dance, take like five seconds to scrunch up their body, poop, and then return to normal like nothing just happened.

Hippity Hoppity you child is my property

I have 6 Maewings so far. 3 breeders, 2 nurses and a Perry.

He's a semi aquatic

Egg laying mammal of action

(Doo-bee-doo-bee-do-bah)

(Doo-bee-doo-bee-do-bah)

He's a furry little flatfoot

Who never flinched

From a fra-ee-ay-ee-ay (Fray)

He's got more than just mad skill

He's got a beaver tail and bill

And the women swoon

Whenever they hear him say

(Perry's sound)

He's Perry, Perry the platypus

(You can call him Agent P)

Perry

(I said you can call him Agent P)

Agent P

Agent P

Agent P

When you hit it wild it’s faster than your dad going to grab the milk

Not a flying cow but a flying hybrid of a cow and platypus and flying squirrel what else does ark need a flying dog

This game has it all: Griffins, Rock Drakes, Megalodons… Wait, what? A giant flying gender-neutral platypus!!? AWESOME!!!

HEY WHO KNEW OHIO WAS IN ASTRAILIA

He’s a semi-aquatic egg Layin’ mammal of action!

He’s got more than just mad skill, he’s got a beaver tail and a bill.

He’s PERRY, Perry the PLATYPUS!!!!!!!