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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the maewing? Funny maewing jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 7 · Answer 1 · 2022-12-23T07:38:59+00:00

Dev one: we should make a tame to help with baby dinos. It will lure unclaimed baby dinos with treats. It will feed them. It will carry them. And it will be a platipus squerrel hybrid.

Dev two: how is a platipus gonna do all that

Dev one: ...

Dev two: ...

Dev one: nipples.

Lots and lots of nipples.

score 9 · Answer 2 · 2022-01-10T22:10:59+00:00

*Flying Perry entered the chat*

*Doofensmurch left the chat*

score 11 · Answer 3 · 2021-03-03T11:16:55+00:00

There are barely any tips here so ill put one in, you find it on the genesis 2 map on the ground

score 10 · Answer 4 · 2021-05-31T01:04:05+00:00

PERRY THE MAEWING

A helpful tip should include more words

score 3 · Answer 5 · 2024-07-10T01:00:39+00:00

Get those claws away!!!!!!!!! Ahhhhhh

score 3 · Answer 6 · 2024-04-29T03:54:23+00:00

U see a giant platypus in your backyard: ☺️

It puts on a hat and glides: 😳

score 3 · Answer 7 · 2024-04-27T19:03:57+00:00

A platypus? (Gets a saddle and rider) PERRY THE DEATH PLATYPUS!!!

score 7 · Answer 8 · 2021-11-20T19:07:17+00:00

Portable omelette maker eggs+milk

score 0 · Answer 9 · 2025-12-12T22:30:43+00:00

On console “I use Xbox” there’s a command SDFride (name) then level and you will be whichever animal name you put in the “name” box sadly this is one of the things that don’t work for no reason but DONT DO SHINEHORN……….

score 4 · Answer 10 · 2023-07-17T20:19:50+00:00

There should be an alpha that if you kill it you get a Perry the platypus glider skin

score 7 · Answer 11 · 2021-06-09T14:17:05+00:00

Funny story I was using my Maewing to fly to my new base location and he had everything I had on him so we were flying around and a part of the world hadn't loaded in yet and I thought it would load once I stepped on it but I fell straight through the world with all my stuff I tried to get out with my tek suit and did but when I got out I realized I dident get all my stuff off the maewing so my tip is that you should never walk on a part that hasn't loaded in yet with a maewing

score 5 · Answer 12 · 2022-08-07T06:36:02+00:00

A platypus, PARRY THE PLATAPUS but seriously I love these things super fast easily to breed east to knock out all around great

score 7 · Answer 13 · 2021-05-13T18:55:00+00:00

I think it will be like a pego but it steals kids

score 6 · Answer 14 · 2021-11-28T15:28:08+00:00

Perry the platypus with a glider !?!?!?!

score 7 · Answer 15 · 2021-03-03T11:22:08+00:00

I wonder what it would do if it was a male and i wonder if there even will be a male version

score 1 · Answer 16 · 2025-02-19T00:21:37+00:00

These monsters are non-binary.

score 4 · Answer 17 · 2023-01-07T01:49:17+00:00

Harry Potter would be amazed by this magic!!!!

score 6 · Answer 18 · 2021-07-31T15:51:07+00:00

This thing is amazing and adorable

score 6 · Answer 19 · 2021-07-12T21:40:34+00:00

Someone should paint free candy on the side of this creature cause it is a child stealing platypus

score 6 · Answer 20 · 2021-07-08T16:37:03+00:00

It's a plane it's a bird oh wait no it's a kidnapper