This is the deity that all platypuses worship.

Platypusius

Put a phedora on it and call him perry the platypus and dye a shirt white with black pants and shoes and scream “curse you perry the platypus”

Bru my maewing has 94 points into movement speed 😭

Ark devs meeting:

Dev 1: guys, we need more features for gen 2

Dev5: fire breathing rock drake that can fly

Dev1: already a thing

Dev4:how about a drug addict

Dev1: already created

Dev3: how about a big nameless

Dev1: no

Dev2: how about a gliding platypus that has big boobs and kidnaps children!

Dev1: I like the sound of that, let’s do it!

U see a giant platypus in your backyard: ☺️

It puts on a hat and glides: 😳

My tip will be here for ever.

Real men don’t billboard it or net gun it they just chase it and dart it out 😂

Up this if you think maewings are one of the cutest animals ever made in Ark. Also if you think he looks like perry the platipus

Doofenshmirtz: A maewing?

*Maewing puts on a hat*

Doof: PERRY THE MAEWING!

A platypus? (Gets a saddle and rider) PERRY THE DEATH PLATYPUS!!!