Bru my maewing has 94 points into movement speed 😭

This is the deity that all platypuses worship.

Platypusius

Put a phedora on it and call him perry the platypus and dye a shirt white with black pants and shoes and scream “curse you perry the platypus”

Ark devs meeting:

Dev 1: guys, we need more features for gen 2

Dev5: fire breathing rock drake that can fly

Dev1: already a thing

Dev4:how about a drug addict

Dev1: already created

Dev3: how about a big nameless

Dev1: no

Dev2: how about a gliding platypus that has big boobs and kidnaps children!

Dev1: I like the sound of that, let’s do it!

My tip will be here for ever.

Real men don’t billboard it or net gun it they just chase it and dart it out 😂

A platypus? (Gets a saddle and rider) PERRY THE DEATH PLATYPUS!!!

Up this if you think maewings are one of the cutest animals ever made in Ark. Also if you think he looks like perry the platipus

Doofenshmirtz: A maewing?

*Maewing puts on a hat*

Doof: PERRY THE MAEWING!