What are some funny jokes or stories about the maewing? Funny maewing jokes submitted by ARK players.
A platypus? *dyes teal* PERRY THE PLATYPUS?
Roses are red, violets are blue, your children are mine, and there is nothing you can do
Have u ever seen them poop? It’s hilarious. They do a little little dance, take like five seconds to scrunch up their body, poop, and then return to normal like nothing just happened.
Hopefully the noises it makes are appropriate...
I bred mine and both eggs were triplets
A Mae wing? “Puts fedora on” HUH PERRY THE MAE WING!?!?
Maewing saddle: lvl 19, build in smithy
Smithy itself: lvl 20
Why wildcard, just why!
WHY ARE THEY A PAIN TO TRAP LIKE THEY ARE JUST TO FAST
I was expecting it to be the size a oviraptor not a stego
Basically a predator platypus😂
imma paint one white and name it white van
PERRY IS THAT YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Duck+Beaver+Otter+Flying Squirrel= logic
Perry the platypus on steroids
YO I THOUGHT THEY WERE SPIKES ON THE SIDES BUT THEY ARE NIPS?!
PERRY THE MAEWING!? *music
Doofensmerch is done
WHO SAYS PLATYPUSES CAN’T FLY?!
This thing is so FREAKING CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!
When you hit it wild it’s faster than your dad going to grab the milk
The first Maewing I ever saw was cyan. I could’ve named it Perry. (We’re just milking this Perry thing to death aren’t we 🤣)