What are some funny jokes or stories about the maewing? Funny maewing jokes submitted by ARK players.
This creature right here my freinds. Is the reason wyverns lay eggs in treches and not on mountains.
It a fat ass peter smith posich jc h g fh
Stop milking Perry the platypus pls
Roses are red, violets are blue, your children are mine, and there is nothing you can do
Literally just a squirrel on steroids. Jump up and glide into the horizon.
Xenomorph chestburster: aaaaaaah aaaaaaaaa...
Maewing: why are u runnin’ why are u runnin’?
Do ya ever just look at someone and say what is going on in there head. DO BE DO BA DO BE DO BA DO BA AGENT P
Me In pvp:I need a maewing let me just bola it real fas-
imma paint one white and name it white van
Perry the platypus on steroids
This thing is so FREAKING CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!
Basically a predator platypus😂
A Mae wing? “Puts fedora on” HUH PERRY THE MAE WING!?!?
I shot it once it jumped off a cliff and fell asleep
Hopefully the noises it makes are appropriate...
The first Maewing I ever saw was cyan. I could’ve named it Perry. (We’re just milking this Perry thing to death aren’t we 🤣)
I was expecting it to be the size a oviraptor not a stego
YO I THOUGHT THEY WERE SPIKES ON THE SIDES BUT THEY ARE NIPS?!
Duck+Beaver+Otter+Flying Squirrel= logic
They need to make so that maewings can wear hats for the soul purpose being able to put a fedora on them. They should also spawn in blue.
DO BE DO BE DO BOP DO BE DO BE BOP AGENT P!!!!!!