Put a phedora on it and call him perry the platypus and dye a shirt white with black pants and shoes and scream “curse you perry the platypus”

Ark devs meeting:

Dev 1: guys, we need more features for gen 2

Dev5: fire breathing rock drake that can fly

Dev1: already a thing

Dev4:how about a drug addict

Dev1: already created

Dev3: how about a big nameless

Dev1: no

Dev2: how about a gliding platypus that has big boobs and kidnaps children!

Dev1: I like the sound of that, let’s do it!

Me when i realize that the old ark mobile isn't the same as the ark survival evolved(two years ago):😭😭😭😭

My tip will be here for ever.

Doofenshmirtz: A maewing?

*Maewing puts on a hat*

Doof: PERRY THE MAEWING!

Real men don’t billboard it or net gun it they just chase it and dart it out 😂

Up this if you think maewings are one of the cutest animals ever made in Ark. Also if you think he looks like perry the platipus

There's a hundred and four days of summer vacation

Then school comes along just to end it

So the annual problem for our generation

Is finding a good way to spend it

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Like maybe...

Building a rocket

Or fighting a mummy

Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower

Discovering something that doesn't exist

Phineas: Hey!

Or giving a monkey a shower

Surfing tidal waves

Creating nanobots

Or locating Frankenstein's brain

Phineas: It's over here!

Finding a dodo bird

Painting a continent

Or driving our sister insane

Candace: Phineas!

As you can see,

There's a whole lot of stuff to do before school starts this fall

Phineas: Come on Perry!

So stick with us

'Cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all!

So stick with us

'Cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all!

Candace: Mom! Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!

Welp, Wildcard is officially off their meds. Really? This is the content we get? A flying platypus that has kidnapping issues? I can just imagine the meetings at Wildcard studios. Ok, what new creatures should we add in the new DLC? How about a giant hairless mole? Oh, Gary already took that one. Then lets get a walking tree. Wait... thats already a thing. I know! A space whale. No? How about a dragon? Dang it! You guys took all the good ideas already! What about a mind control frog?