Hopefully the noises it makes are appropriate...
I think it will be like a pego but it steals kids
My tip will be here for ever.
Doofenshmirtz: A maewing?
*Maewing puts on a hat*
Doof: PERRY THE MAEWING!
Ark devs meeting:
Dev 1: guys, we need more features for gen 2
Dev5: fire breathing rock drake that can fly
Dev1: already a thing
Dev4:how about a drug addict
Dev1: already created
Dev3: how about a big nameless
Dev2: how about a gliding platypus that has big boobs and kidnaps children!
Dev1: I like the sound of that, let’s do it!
Dooby dooby doo bah dooby dooby doo bah.
Purple guy of ark
Hippity Hoppity you child is my property
PERRY THE MAEWING!? *music
Doofensmerch is done