BIG FAT JUICY BREASTS!!!!!! AHHHHG UHHHHH
Maewing
The Maewing is an "interstellar wet nurse" in ARK: Genesis Part 2. It resembles a platypus mixed with a flying squirrel and has some sort of ability to glide. The Maewing is described as an "interstellar wet nurse" and is able to lure offspring of other creatures using its irresistible teats. Nice! 😏
Jokes and funny moments about the Maewing from ARK players.
What is this creature like whaaaaat
Hhhhhmmmm should I tame these and use them in a dog sled or see what kind of loot they drop?
Only slightly peadophilic lol
It incubates eggs? Thought there was a “ egg incubator” for genesis 2.
They look like a Flying squirrel with a Duck bill🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
man i wish i could look at its irresistible teats
I suck at Ark and I’m not funny
So you name one perry the platipus so I would like to tame 30 Maewings and gave them a group name and there names would be perry the platifly!
Of course the baby kidnapping multiple platypus is also genderless.
So basically this is just a pedophile thats motto is hippity hoppiy your child is now my property. XD why?
A platypus!?
*casually puts saddle on*
Perry the platypus!!!
Psyduck I choose you! Maewing what he heck!
Remove the letter "a" in "Maewing" and you get unfunny joke
Thanks I hate it.
He a mfing platypus.
Why I’m glad they don’t have genders in ark Because the Fact they can spray milk out of there nipples is already weird But imagine a maewing that’s male spraying milk💀💀☠️💀☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
Me: he is more then just a animal his a god
Everyone else: his just a cute animal