Put a phedora on it and call him perry the platypus and dye a shirt white with black pants and shoes and scream “curse you perry the platypus”

Ark devs meeting:

Dev 1: guys, we need more features for gen 2

Dev5: fire breathing rock drake that can fly

Dev1: already a thing

Dev4:how about a drug addict

Dev1: already created

Dev3: how about a big nameless

Dev1: no

Dev2: how about a gliding platypus that has big boobs and kidnaps children!

Dev1: I like the sound of that, let’s do it!

My tip will be here for ever.

Why is cryopholosaurus (I don’t know if I spelt that right) an option for knocking it out in the torpor section?

Doofenshmirtz: A maewing?

*Maewing puts on a hat*

Doof: PERRY THE MAEWING!

Real men don’t billboard it or net gun it they just chase it and dart it out 😂

Me when i realize that the old ark mobile isn't the same as the ark survival evolved(two years ago):😭😭😭😭

There's a hundred and four days of summer vacation

Then school comes along just to end it

So the annual problem for our generation

Is finding a good way to spend it

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Like maybe...

Building a rocket

Or fighting a mummy

Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower

Discovering something that doesn't exist

Phineas: Hey!

Or giving a monkey a shower

Surfing tidal waves

Creating nanobots

Or locating Frankenstein's brain

Phineas: It's over here!

Finding a dodo bird

Painting a continent

Or driving our sister insane

Candace: Phineas!

As you can see,

There's a whole lot of stuff to do before school starts this fall

Phineas: Come on Perry!

So stick with us

'Cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all!

So stick with us

'Cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all!

Candace: Mom! Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!

Up this if you think maewings are one of the cutest animals ever made in Ark. Also if you think he looks like perry the platipus

Welp, Wildcard is officially off their meds. Really? This is the content we get? A flying platypus that has kidnapping issues? I can just imagine the meetings at Wildcard studios. Ok, what new creatures should we add in the new DLC? How about a giant hairless mole? Oh, Gary already took that one. Then lets get a walking tree. Wait... thats already a thing. I know! A space whale. No? How about a dragon? Dang it! You guys took all the good ideas already! What about a mind control frog?