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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
After me and my friends managed to complete Bulbdog Fetch Alpha pretty easily by shooting OUR OWN Dinos (Gigas for us) with Pheromone darts (the Dinos that attacked the Bulbdogs instantly let go of them and came for us so we could get rid of them very easily since the Bulbdogs didn't seam to be affected by the Pheromone Darts (warning: Rare flower didn't work at all and the Darts only work if you are close to the attacking Dinos before shooting your dino, it doesn't work from afar!)) I tried the same in Maewing Poach Alpha... It was a Bad idea because this time the Maewings were affected by the darts too...
More Maewing Funny Tips
U see a giant platypus in your backyard: βΊοΈ
It puts on a hat and glides: π³
A platypus? (Gets a saddle and rider) PERRY THE DEATH PLATYPUS!!!
Put a phedora on it and call him perry the platypus and dye a shirt white with black pants and shoes and scream βcurse you perry the platypusβ
Ark devs meeting:
Dev 1: guys, we need more features for gen 2
Dev5: fire breathing rock drake that can fly
Dev1: already a thing
Dev4:how about a drug addict
Dev1: already created
Dev3: how about a big nameless
Dev1: no
Dev2: how about a gliding platypus that has big boobs and kidnaps children!
Dev1: I like the sound of that, letβs do it!
My tip will be here for ever.
Real men donβt billboard it or net gun it they just chase it and dart it out π
Up this if you think maewings are one of the cutest animals ever made in Ark. Also if you think he looks like perry the platipus
Doofenshmirtz: A maewing?
*Maewing puts on a hat*
Doof: PERRY THE MAEWING!
There's a hundred and four days of summer vacation
Then school comes along just to end it
So the annual problem for our generation
Is finding a good way to spend it
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Like maybe...
Building a rocket
Or fighting a mummy
Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower
Discovering something that doesn't exist
Phineas: Hey!
Or giving a monkey a shower
Surfing tidal waves
Creating nanobots
Or locating Frankenstein's brain
Phineas: It's over here!
Finding a dodo bird
Painting a continent
Or driving our sister insane
Candace: Phineas!
As you can see,
There's a whole lot of stuff to do before school starts this fall
Phineas: Come on Perry!
So stick with us
'Cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all!
So stick with us
'Cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all!
Candace: Mom! Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!
Welp, Wildcard is officially off their meds. Really? This is the content we get? A flying platypus that has kidnapping issues? I can just imagine the meetings at Wildcard studios. Ok, what new creatures should we add in the new DLC? How about a giant hairless mole? Oh, Gary already took that one. Then lets get a walking tree. Wait... thats already a thing. I know! A space whale. No? How about a dragon? Dang it! You guys took all the good ideas already! What about a mind control frog?