Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
This is weird, I was drawing one day and made a flying squirrel plus duck cause like I love squirrels! And then a month later these were on Xbox and I was like, wow government now your stealing my ideas?!
-Squirrely
More Maewing Funny Tips
Put a phedora on it and call him perry the platypus and dye a shirt white with black pants and shoes and scream βcurse you perry the platypusβ
Ark devs meeting:
Dev 1: guys, we need more features for gen 2
Dev5: fire breathing rock drake that can fly
Dev1: already a thing
Dev4:how about a drug addict
Dev1: already created
Dev3: how about a big nameless
Dev1: no
Dev2: how about a gliding platypus that has big boobs and kidnaps children!
Dev1: I like the sound of that, letβs do it!
My tip will be here for ever.
Me when i realize that the old ark mobile isn't the same as the ark survival evolved(two years ago):ππππ
I bred mine and both eggs were triplets
Doofenshmirtz: A maewing?
*Maewing puts on a hat*
Doof: PERRY THE MAEWING!
Real men donβt billboard it or net gun it they just chase it and dart it out π
Up this if you think maewings are one of the cutest animals ever made in Ark. Also if you think he looks like perry the platipus
There's a hundred and four days of summer vacation
Then school comes along just to end it
So the annual problem for our generation
Is finding a good way to spend it
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Like maybe...
Building a rocket
Or fighting a mummy
Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower
Discovering something that doesn't exist
Phineas: Hey!
Or giving a monkey a shower
Surfing tidal waves
Creating nanobots
Or locating Frankenstein's brain
Phineas: It's over here!
Finding a dodo bird
Painting a continent
Or driving our sister insane
Candace: Phineas!
As you can see,
There's a whole lot of stuff to do before school starts this fall
Phineas: Come on Perry!
So stick with us
'Cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all!
So stick with us
'Cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all!
Candace: Mom! Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!
Welp, Wildcard is officially off their meds. Really? This is the content we get? A flying platypus that has kidnapping issues? I can just imagine the meetings at Wildcard studios. Ok, what new creatures should we add in the new DLC? How about a giant hairless mole? Oh, Gary already took that one. Then lets get a walking tree. Wait... thats already a thing. I know! A space whale. No? How about a dragon? Dang it! You guys took all the good ideas already! What about a mind control frog?