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ARK: Survival Evolved Companion

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ARK: Survival Evolved Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the liopleurodon? Funny liopleurodon jokes submitted by ARK players.
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Let him show you the way to candy mountain
You will take it and be good friends then after some time it will abandon you forever.
He is a really nice friend.
He is a really nice friend.
Just no just not worth it itβs a waste of time
Tame him and trap him so he canβt get out otherwise if it doesnβt work at the half hour point kill him for his meat itβs better than him d
Its a liopleurodon charlie!
Me:no its a waste of rescources and mystic skin oil half the time gives u sucky loot
Me:no its a waste of rescources and mystic skin oil half the time gives u sucky loot
Charlie was right! Never tame this guy because he wil have only 30 min free time in his life and when that time is done he has to tell creepy unicorns the way to a kidney taking cave trap! It will take your kidney! Last warning water bear!
It drops fish not meat but fish. It's not even related to them it's a reptile, wildcard!
I found a level 100 knocked it out tamed it
30 minutes later...
Ahhhh
Justin we have a problem
She gone
30 minutes later...
Ahhhh
Justin we have a problem
She gone
It's like Elsa... the first part of her... the IM NEVER GOING BACK!!! THE PAST IS IN THE PAAAAAAASSSSSSTTTT!!!!!
Its a magical lieoplouridon charlie it will lead us to candy mountain
Lol I was going around the ocean and then I saw one but I had tamed a mosa my mosa ended making it teleport to candyland
My friend found one of these while we were searching for stuff and my meg got attacked my Cnidarias I said kill the things attacking my meg and he said look a baby mosa so he killed it think thatβs what I meant for him to kill I look at the top of my screen and it said Your tribemate Human lvl 105 killed a liopleurodon lvl 35 I yelled at him
He will tell us the way to candy mountin Charlie!
Magic Liop: fckjenxjejhfjjehcjfnsjcjkgjsbc
Purple unicorn: It has spoken!
Charlie: It didβnt say anything!
Shun the non believers! Shun! Shuuuuun!
Magic Liop: fckjenxjejhfjjehcjfnsjcjkgjsbc
Purple unicorn: It has spoken!
Charlie: It didβnt say anything!
Shun the non believers! Shun! Shuuuuun!
they say have fun but all I do is run
This guy beats the game in 30 minutes, after that, it ascends which is what happens when you beat the game.
It knows da wae.
I usually tame random dinos then name them after another random dino. I named this bad boi Dodo
So this is the 4 rarest thing in the game and now you have to passive tame it with honey! SO YOU HAVE TO KILL BEES AND GET IT NOT TO SPOIL!π€¬
A wildcard employeeβs father who stayed for 30 minutes in their life and went to candy mountain(why is it sooo bad?!wildcard just make it permanent tame and make the luck drop a special ability!)