Godzilla vs kong? Nooooo. Upgrade.

King titan cs megapithecus? 🤙🤙🤙

Why does lil bro kinda look like that gorilla thing from pacific rim

Steps to admin abuse on toxic players in your server: ONLY USE IF YOU DONT ALLOW TOXIC PLAYERS IN YOUR SERVER

1:go to a strong base

2: Summon ALPHA king titan on or in base

3: LET THE CHAOS UNFOLD AS THE PLAYER (S) DIE AND RAGE FROM LOSING THIER BASE

4: Tell the players the good news and let them take the toxic player's stuf

How you know you failed ark:

You hug the brood mother

You hug the Megapithecus

You hug the dragon

You hug the over seer

You hug all the scorched earth bosses(I don’t know those bosses)

You hug Rockwell

You hug the dessert titan

You hug the forest titan

You hug the ice titan

You marry the king titan

All you need is a level 1 dodo and you have got this boss fight in the bag

Where have I seen this before.🧐 oh, only every monster movie.

This is a Godzilla wannabe

If u see one of these in ur single player world

‘Give up on your dreams and die’ - Levi Ackerman

The best part about bringing gigas to the king titan fight is see the aftermath of pancakes gigas - Syntac

Noob: Can I kill it with my stone pick?

Pro: nonono stoopid you need an ASCENDANT stone pick.

Imagine a King Titan on Alpha difficulty walking up to your base in the sanctuary while your not at your base then when you come back to base you see a Alpha King Titan tearing through your tames execpt the titans and the 4 meks you have. Thankfully you beat the beta king Titan already so you have the module to make the mega Mek you use the mega Mek and titans to bring the Alpha King Titan down.

Just kick your friend in the balls and run

Tall...too tall...I'm a midget.halp

Mom when you break the vase. 🩴

You died to “Spawn point” (lvl 38)

Do you guys remember when you were stranded on a beach fighting off dilos? What has this game come to; fighting giant creatures and saving the world

Get 10 mill gigas and watch em turn into pancakes - Syntac

Real men fight with there fists

1 second later

Your character human has been killed by a level 1 king titan

Me: well shoot

Me: omg what the heck dude?!?!

Friend: I’m gonna take this down

Me: welp tell me where you spawn

Friend: ok why?

Me: your gonna die

Friend: nah nah I’m not

Me: ( runs away)

Friend is died

Me: told ya

Friend left

NEXUS: sry I am the one who posted the element underwear before I got my new name

It’s true

If it makes you feel better I can’t unsee it either

POV you are playing on a server with all of those mods where you can tame all creatures on 1 map: (Except for bosses) (Non-Dedicated)

Player 1: Yay this is the bes-

*Gets killed by a modded tamable King Titan*