I killed this guy with a spear and my dodo.

J.K I actually summoned it with all my tasks and saw that it was big so while my tames

fought and died I ran

Also

You

Are in a trap

Hehehe

I want some KFC

Sincerely,

J

E

D

I

Jedi

Trap is still going

Still going

Fortnite sucks

My thumb hurts from typing

Okay bye

THE END

Why the chicken cross the road to get on my dinner plate

Hi all u need is 100k Rex’s bye bye

King Titan: *sneezes*

A tornado spawns at its feet 🌪️🌪️

All titans in the ARK.

Koala on steroids.

Manta on steroids.

Groot on steroids.

And

Steroids on steroids

This is what we get after ark watches too much Godzilla

What would happen if Godzilla attacks king titan? Would they dab up each other?

Me: see’s king titan

King titan: boi I’m gonna f*ck you up.

Me: has admin gun:

King titan: sh*t

Do not click

I told you don’t

Stop

I have an admin gun and I am not afraid to use it

This is a trap

I told you

I’m hungry hbu

The end

The end.

Ok for real this is the end

JK

Bye

Rᴇᴀʟ ᴍᴇɴ ᴋɪʟʟ ᴛʜɪs ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ sʟɪɴɢsʜᴏᴛ

(Helena be like) save the world from the element corruption

(You) bet

( Helena) but theirs a catch

(You) ok what is it

(Helena) you have to kill arks version of godzilla

(You) no screw you screw earth I'm out cya never ya stupid woman

Easy passive mejo tame. Great for starters and berry farming

Ark devs: Alright, so here is our next creature to add to ark, godzi*ahem* THE KING TITAN

Real men use fists and a

Insta kill gun

Ice Titan: Let it snow

Forest Titan: Let it grow

King Titan: Let it die, let it die, let it SHRIVEL UP AND

Poor Syntac couldn't get the dermis 🤣🤣

Real men kill this with a slingshot

That’s why real men are dead

He protecc

He attacc

But most importantly…

TO TAME HIM YOU NEED TO HACC

— plastic bag

POV Jurassic world be like: rrr uuuuu rrreeeeaaadddyyyy fffooorrr aaa nnnneeeeewwww diiiiinnnnnoooo???

Crowd:YEAH!

Narrator:alright! We call this one the KING TITAN

crowd: WOOOOHHH

king titan: steps onto stage

Narrator: oooohhh noooo….

King titan: oops

( since he was so fat he imploded the stage )

I killed the other Titans with my EVO giga but when I got to this guy had to bring my 2 acrocanthosaurs cuz that dude is really hard to kill with only my giga