
How you know you failed ark:
You hug the brood mother
You hug the Megapithecus
You hug the dragon
You hug the over seer
You hug all the scorched earth bosses(I don’t know those bosses)
You hug Rockwell
You hug the dessert titan
You hug the forest titan
You hug the ice titan
You marry the king titan
Helena: the king titan is the end of the world if not stopped
Grug:king titan rhymes with grug
Helena(breathes in to calm down)
Godzilla:tries not laughing cause grug annoying Helena
Helena:the king titan could end the world
Godzilla: I have an idea
Helena:what
Godzilla:lets send grug to mentally damage king titan by saying rhymes with grug