Real men fight with there fists

1 second later

Your character human has been killed by a level 1 king titan

Me: well shoot

Do you guys remember when you were stranded on a beach fighting off dilos? What has this game come to; fighting giant creatures and saving the world

no armor and weapons, bare hand and naked only. that's what kratos tell me

Me: omg what the heck dude?!?!

Friend: I’m gonna take this down

Me: welp tell me where you spawn

Friend: ok why?

Me: your gonna die

Friend: nah nah I’m not

Me: ( runs away)

Friend is died

Me: told ya

Friend left

Imagine a King Titan on Alpha difficulty walking up to your base in the sanctuary while your not at your base then when you come back to base you see a Alpha King Titan tearing through your tames execpt the titans and the 4 meks you have. Thankfully you beat the beta king Titan already so you have the module to make the mega Mek you use the mega Mek and titans to bring the Alpha King Titan down.

Get 10 mill gigas and watch em turn into pancakes - Syntac

Mom when you break the vase. 🩴

You died to “Spawn point” (lvl 38)

The Two Titans! At Here We Have The God The King of Acros THE SAVAGE ACRO!!!! And Battling The Savage Acro His Opponent The King Himself The KING TITAN!!! Who do u think would win?

Welcome to George's cooking show. I am going to tell you how to make giga pancakes.

Step one: tame as many gigas as your heart desires.

Step two: start the fight.

Step three: get all your gigas right next to the kings foot.

Step four: ( if you want to ) kill the king titan and see the aftermath of the floating pancake gigas.

And that is the end of George's cooking showsee you again soon!!!

King: I don’t know who I am or where I am all I know is I must kill

More corrupt than our police.

REAL MEN FIGHT THIS WITH A CLUB!

Great starter tame you only need a bola club and narco berries and it’s yours. I recommend this as your first tame on ark

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That’s Godzilla’s dad right there

Why does lil bro kinda look like that gorilla thing from pacific rim

Just Godzilla on drugs. Without atomic breath

Real men kick it in the balls it’s the most useful thing on me!

Godzilla: How da hell you spell show-furr?

King Titan: Chauffeur.

GZ: OOOO

Fancy-Pants

Rich McGee over here!

[__] you.

Never go Against something you can’t handle