POV Jurassic world be like: rrr uuuuu rrreeeeaaadddyyyy fffooorrr aaa nnnneeeeewwww diiiiinnnnnoooo???

Crowd:YEAH!

Narrator:alright! We call this one the KING TITAN

crowd: WOOOOHHH

king titan: steps onto stage

Narrator: oooohhh noooo….

King titan: oops

( since he was so fat he imploded the stage )

I killed the other Titans with my EVO giga but when I got to this guy had to bring my 2 acrocanthosaurs cuz that dude is really hard to kill with only my giga

So here’s what you do, you take a shocking tranq dart and shoot your teammate and let this HUGE beast rip him to shreds 🥴

King titan:*enters aberration*where am I?*sees rockwell*another one of these corrupted dudes?why he bigger than the normal corrupted dudes?

Rockwell:oh so you made element 😡!

King titan:yeah you got a problem with that?😡

Both:*start fighting*

King titan:ez defeated.

Rockwell:I’ll Be BaCk!

King titan:yeah yeah wathever.

Me who watched the whole fight:bro got defeated I’ll tell my dinos!

Rockwell:DONT YOU DARE

Me:oh sh*t I’m out!*goes tell my dinos*hey guys gues what?

My ptera:what?

Me:Rockwell got defeated by King t!

My ptera:🤣and he called himself a god!

Rockwell:TIME TO DIE

Me:*rides my ptera* LETS BEAT IT DUDE

Rockwell:CoMe BaCk HeRe!!!

My ptera:try and stop me!*flies up to king titan*hey king t I’ll pay you 10 amber if you beat up that guy!

King titan:deal!

Rockwell:oh hell no!

Wow, I almost lost my lv 9 dilo, close call!

Godzilla vs kong? Nooooo. Upgrade.

King titan cs megapithecus? 🤙🤙🤙

What the heck is that ? O k it’s a huge Godzilla with hygiene problems and it will kill you . So have a merry Christmas

In the pic it looks like he is wearing element underwear…lol

Your carcha or giga is barely even a chicken nugget to this thing.

All you need is a level 1 dodo and you have got this boss fight in the bag

How you know you failed ark:

You hug the brood mother

You hug the Megapithecus

You hug the dragon

You hug the over seer

You hug all the scorched earth bosses(I don’t know those bosses)

You hug Rockwell

You hug the dessert titan

You hug the forest titan

You hug the ice titan

You marry the king titan

Where have I seen this before.🧐 oh, only every monster movie.

Giga:"I'm the biggest thing in ARK

king titen:what did you say

Giga:*faints*

This is a Godzilla wannabe

If u see one of these in ur single player world

‘Give up on your dreams and die’ - Levi Ackerman

Noob: Can I kill it with my stone pick?

Pro: nonono stoopid you need an ASCENDANT stone pick.

Steps to admin abuse on toxic players in your server: ONLY USE IF YOU DONT ALLOW TOXIC PLAYERS IN YOUR SERVER

1:go to a strong base

2: Summon ALPHA king titan on or in base

3: LET THE CHAOS UNFOLD AS THE PLAYER (S) DIE AND RAGE FROM LOSING THIER BASE

4: Tell the players the good news and let them take the toxic player's stuf

Tall...too tall...I'm a midget.halp

The best part about bringing gigas to the king titan fight is see the aftermath of pancakes gigas - Syntac

Just kick your friend in the balls and run