Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the king titan? Funny king titan jokes submitted by ARK players.
Dodo: do do do do do
Dilophosaurus: guys I found some free KFC!
Chalicotherium: hey, twinky. Wanna see if there an afterlife?
Carno: I might ask the same question to you, chal.
Allo: eezee!
Yuty: I’d like to see you try.
Rex: yeah yutyrannis.
Spino: anyone wanna fight me!?
Giga: I can’t hand down that opportunity.
Titano: neither can I.
Desert titan:snickers*
Ice titan: your kinda funny desert titan.
Forest titan: imbeciles.
King titan to Rockwell: hold my beer buddy, hold my beer.
Me in creative mode: try me.
My tribe summoned and we flew our 35 gasbags above it. We then fired 35 grappling hooks thru it’s head and heaved it up. Slowly. All of our gasbags with 6000+ weight could barely move... we slowly carried it up, up, up... a grapple line snapped... we began to sink... 5 more gasbags flew in, and 5 more grapple line connected. We flew up, our gasbags were running out of oxygen. The sanctuary was a speck below us. We realeased the Titan, and plugged it with thousands of bullets. It was streaming purple blood, then it impacted the ground, leaving a massive crater. Stunned, we watched as it began to rise. Our gasbags passed out. As it readied it’s arm to crush us all, a massive sword pierced it’s corrupted heart. It fell. The mega Mek. We had won. We threw our gear on our unconscious gasbags. Then. We beat the game.
P.S. do not actually try this, you will lose and die.
King titan:*enters aberration*where am I?*sees rockwell*another one of these corrupted dudes?why he bigger than the normal corrupted dudes?
Rockwell:oh so you made element 😡!
King titan:yeah you got a problem with that?😡
Both:*start fighting*
King titan:ez defeated.
Rockwell:I’ll Be BaCk!
King titan:yeah yeah wathever.
Me who watched the whole fight:bro got defeated I’ll tell my dinos!
Rockwell:DONT YOU DARE
Me:oh sh*t I’m out!*goes tell my dinos*hey guys gues what?
My ptera:what?
Me:Rockwell got defeated by King t!
My ptera:🤣and he called himself a god!
Rockwell:TIME TO DIE
Me:*rides my ptera* LETS BEAT IT DUDE
Rockwell:CoMe BaCk HeRe!!!
My ptera:try and stop me!*flies up to king titan*hey king t I’ll pay you 10 amber if you beat up that guy!
King titan:deal!
Rockwell:oh hell no!
Ark dev 1: Let's have Godzilla versus Kong.
Ark dev 2: We don't have the rights to them.
Ark dev 1: Yeah, you're right. How about we make Godzilla a giant ugly corrupted thing and Kong a giant snow monkey that's blind in one eye?
Ark dev 2: *Gasps of admiration* YES.
---Bob The Survivor, God Of The ARKs---