King Titan: *sneezes*

A tornado spawns at its feet 🌪️🌪️

All titans in the ARK.

Koala on steroids.

Manta on steroids.

Groot on steroids.

And

Steroids on steroids

Real men tame this with a dodo.

This is what we get after ark watches too much Godzilla

What would happen if Godzilla attacks king titan? Would they dab up each other?

Why the chicken cross the road to get on my dinner plate

Hi all u need is 100k Rex’s bye bye

Me: see’s king titan

King titan: boi I’m gonna f*ck you up.

Me: has admin gun:

King titan: sh*t

Do not click

I told you don’t

Stop

I have an admin gun and I am not afraid to use it

This is a trap

I told you

I’m hungry hbu

The end

The end.

Ok for real this is the end

JK

Bye

Rᴇᴀʟ ᴍᴇɴ ᴋɪʟʟ ᴛʜɪs ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ sʟɪɴɢsʜᴏᴛ

Easy passive mejo tame. Great for starters and berry farming

Ark devs: Alright, so here is our next creature to add to ark, godzi*ahem* THE KING TITAN

Real men use fists and a

Insta kill gun

Poor Syntac couldn't get the dermis 🤣🤣

Real men kill this with a slingshot

That’s why real men are dead

Ice Titan: Let it snow

Forest Titan: Let it grow

King Titan: Let it die, let it die, let it SHRIVEL UP AND

(Helena be like) save the world from the element corruption

(You) bet

( Helena) but theirs a catch

(You) ok what is it

(Helena) you have to kill arks version of godzilla

(You) no screw you screw earth I'm out cya never ya stupid woman

King Titan: Trying to beat me up.

Me who has forcetame: I'm about to end this man's whole career.

He protecc

He attacc

But most importantly…

TO TAME HIM YOU NEED TO HACC

— plastic bag

Now I know why you can't build in the waste land